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Topic: Off At Tangents: Septo Re Corvell
Posted By: Man With Hat
Subject: Off At Tangents: Septo Re Corvell
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 12:43
Button sabotage.

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Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 14:52
New is overrated. 

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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 15:00
I don't understand this series of threads.




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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 16:31

A moment in the slipstream, if you will.



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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 23:03
Stories that Albert Einstein only had one kind of suit so as not to expend any energy on what to wear is only partly accurate-- in fact he had a different suit for each day of the week, the gray tweed for Mondays only, and the complete list is as follows ;

Tues:  Gold piped plaid on hunter green
Wed:  Saffron silk/wool blend two-piece set off by a smart snakeskin belt
Thurs:  Torsten Amft driving outfit with olive scarf and nubuck gloves
Fri:  Whiskey pincord academic, matching vest and navy bowtie
Sat:  Basic black
Sun:  Lime green Elvis suit with 'I Luv Jesus' in fuchsia letters on back, gold pumps

Let this be a lesson to all students of history never to automatically believe the standard myths.




Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 26 2011 at 23:20
Top tips #2089: A moose will never eat wool, so cover your face with a sheep when being attacked by a heard of moose.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 06:40
Top Tips # 2090: Give way to cannibalistic sheep disguised as moose, as they have the right of way on Venezuelan roads


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 14:04
Cabbage ca be used as underwear if it is raining.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 18:20
Dietary Anomalies Among South American Ruminants 



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 18:48
I don't know, I left it in the car.
 
Where's the car?
 
Spain.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 19:00
Calamities, Cacophonies, and Calliopes: The Rise of Jurg Haebelschtort


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 22:19

2008 was a great year to have been licked by toads.



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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 27 2011 at 23:09
Eyebrows don't. 


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 00:14
If you put the charges in the wormhole, beware three weeks from now. 

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 00:34
I'll get her to sign a Poison Bill.



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 02:14
How many spider bites do you have?
 
15.
 
My god...you don't have that much body!
 
Oh, thats just on my buttocks.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 02:33
Whether forecast.


Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 08:34
Accordion to spikers. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 11:01
They just don't smooth my asphalt if you know what I'm saying.

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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 12:25
stored because it broke good.[5] 

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 13:34
Henry Cowell used to store his farts in jam jars.

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 15:10
I'm a painter and my canvas is the human vulva.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 18:33
It really gives 'rectify' a new meaning. 


Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 20:11
I almost saw myself in the mirror yesterday.

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 21:10
There is one circle left.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 28 2011 at 23:49
Purple felt, gold trim, silk lining; that's one hell of a fez. 


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 29 2011 at 02:39
It can bring you home, but it could also explode.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: June 29 2011 at 04:20
Jesus was reputedly less than pleased if the expression 'just treading water' was ever uttered in his presence.

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: June 29 2011 at 04:21
There should never be holes at all.

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 29 2011 at 14:50
Violet is not a color you seen in the ghetto that often.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 29 2011 at 19:07
Originally posted by ExittheLemming

Jesus was reputedly less than pleased if the expression 'just treading water' was ever uttered in his presence.


Not to mention his disdain for the oft-uttered "just saving souls"




Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 00:26
I'm happier when your dead.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 01:49
Kreplach 


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 01:59

Top tips #339: Pigeons eat more humans than lions, so get yourself a pet lion.



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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 02:02
Doomed Business Ventures #51 -  Espresso For Babies



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 02:14
I flew a plane once.
 
How was it?
 
Quite nice. So many buildings got in the way though.


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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 02:26
Harsh naughts. Sinch nils. But since not, Cheshire will crumble. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 03:17
My bed is full of oats.

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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 06:45
Making The Most of Living With and Appreciating as Time Passes And Life Goes For The Moment Boing!   


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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 08:46
my space NASA display setup is fascinating

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 30 2011 at 13:41
This is a woman. Notice the rope burns around the wrists and anus.

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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 10:57
Second only to Bahrain. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 14:27
Thank you for your correspondence, unfortunately it is too late to call at this time. Please send $156.84 to:
 
517 Brixton Lane
Hopkso, Sentru Florida, 68933
C/o Mr. Thompson Spender, Esq Jr. III
 
and then you can continue to hope for the best as much as you like.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 19:06
The common belief that there are 11,220 different varieties of blackbeans is erroneous, and while there are well over 10,000 bean types that are black, not all black beans are blackbeans.  


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 20:01
Seymour was a hard line pessimist, he considered his glass three quarters empty due to evaporation


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 21:01
To Seymour's shock, he later discovered his glass was one quarter full due to condensation.  He soon died of disgust.



Posted By: Andy Webb
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 21:07
Once there was a weasel named Bob.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 21:14
Originally posted by Atavachron

To Seymour's shock, he later discovered his glass was one quarter full due to condensation.  He soon died of disgust.



LOL Touché


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 23:20
In 2019, the remaining members of Queen write a version of their classic 'I'm in Love with My Car' titled 'I'm Afraid of My Stairs'.  It becomes a huge hit among the 66 to 89 demographic.



Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 00:21
So encouraged were the extant troupe with this unexpected success they updated their raunchy and risqué 1977 classic from News of the World  to  'Get Down, Hold Hands' c/w 'Crazy Little Thing Called Lubricant'


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 00:29

The pickle juice went everywhere.



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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 00:54
The annual Springtime Picnic and Cat Groom was interrupted when a Danish strike team dropped-in from helicopters.  


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:11
Walking over the moonlit bridge, I wet myself at the sight of a dead horse.

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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:17
Mention our product to rival pamphlets and we'll reward you with a coup on. Whatever your choice is on our list. Also if you are not satisfied with warranty, and find the concept of it terrible. Says a lot about yourself, right? Says a heap about the altitude your kid's over-confidence and there's probably no oxygen getting in the brain. Sorry, I shouldn't say that about our future. I shouldn't have brought your kids into this. But talk to the pamphlets and knock some sense into them (about our products) please!   

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:18
Frivolous Requests of Star Trek Cast Members #28 -  When he discovers the guy who plays the Transporter Chief is allowed to bring his own lunch, Walter Koenig demands a masseuse.




Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:22
Pyrex on my roof. 

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:24
Old caviar isn't much fun, but dead puppies are fine.




Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:26
Treacherous Mailbox Hotel Stays  

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 01:59
2 hours is a long time for peanuts.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 02:09
Gelatin was sold in sheets and had to be purified, which was very time-consuming.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 03:30
You body is covered in moles, but only from your navel to your shin.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 03:47
Dystopian Roentgenograms: X-Rays of the Damned


Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 03:51
This thread is still random and not tangential I see Disapprove

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 03:59
oh we often have offshoots, eddies, divergences, discursions and interpolations



Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 08:12
Offshoots, Eddies, Divergences, Discursions and Interpolations: Maybe Sometimes a Tangent 

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 08:17
Speaking of tangents, if Dean appeared in Panto in Hull, it would still be technically, OFF Broadway


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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 08:36
Just so we don't have to wait the extra decade to really own house. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 13:21
Can you hold up the photos again?

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 02 2011 at 20:58
Militant Peaches are always a danger in civilized societies, and revolutionary fruit will continue to pose a significant threat.




Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 00:54
10 shots of gin to go, better not waste time.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 01:40
Originally posted by Atavachron

Militant Peaches are always a danger in civilized societies, and revolutionary fruit will continue to pose a significant threat.




I was reminded of that old Croatian saying when reading your salutary post:

Show me a pushy unripe peach and I'll show you a future s.h.i.t. hole


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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 02:42
Winch Wenches. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 03:19
Boats.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 04:59
Winch wenches onto boats and wonder why the latter are invariably considered female....

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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 06:53
All fire hydrants in the northern parts of Russia are actually made out of Bill Clinton´s old piercings. 

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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 07:56
®e©ent happenings at Chestester Castle caused the crew to move. One half to Shireshire Bridge, the other. 


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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 13:09
Portugal contains shoes, although they never quite managed to get a hold of some feet.

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 13:45
Top tips #21: Always hugs tigers, they love to be confinded.

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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 15:47
eight out of ten cats say that their owner prefers it

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 16:27

There is no mailbox on the roof.



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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 03 2011 at 18:30
My raisins are revolting and inspiring cereals in the cub bard to join in. Argh nuts - will never dry out like a good fruit´ll do. 

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 01:04
I'm nervous of the backlash.
 
Whiplash.
 
Sudden dash.
 
Mrs. Dash.
 
Potatoes.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 01:12
We talked a lot about your kicks but it was a hand technique that took Marlowe out.  Any comment on that?



Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 03:00
Originally posted by Atavachron

We talked a lot about your kicks but it was a hand technique that took Marlowe out.  Any comment on that?

 
It was all about the driving mostly. It really pulled to the right when I hit the accelerator, and all those bodies in the trunk really bogged it down. Perhaps there are just too many speedbumps in this town. Or all those wild cows.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 03:11
Originally posted by Man With Hat

Originally posted by Atavachron

We talked a lot about your kicks but it was a hand technique that took Marlowe out.  Any comment on that?
It was all about the driving mostly. It really pulled to the right when I hit the accelerator, and all those bodies in the trunk really bogged it down. Perhaps there are just too many speedbumps in this town. Or all those wild cows.

you speak of the big Scottish heifers, the Gallestein Bruin if I'm not mistaken, did it take long for the captain to sweep the parrot if you know what I mean?


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 03:27
Originally posted by Atavachron

Originally posted by Man With Hat

Originally posted by Atavachron

We talked a lot about your kicks but it was a hand technique that took Marlowe out.  Any comment on that?
It was all about the driving mostly. It really pulled to the right when I hit the accelerator, and all those bodies in the trunk really bogged it down. Perhaps there are just too many speedbumps in this town. Or all those wild cows.

you speak of the big Scottish heifers, the Gallestein Bruin if I'm not mistaken, did it take long for the captain to sweep the parrot if you know what I mean?
 
You are indeed accurate on many levels, mostly level four, ten, fifteen, and housewares. The chef doesn't mop often however.
 
And polishing doorknobs with used hankerchiefs?


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 04:00
Dad was good with glass. 


Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 05:54
- Leave out some scraps. Primarily paper-based compounds. Don't want Scrappy gettin' unhappy. Unhappy 

- Take notes on the shortcomings that were presented, and how the Upstanding Legion handled them. Stern Smile

- Cool off with some bat shavings. Smile

- Instead of confronting the Don with unconventional tactics, confront him with unconventional tic tacs. Ying Yang

- Pass the bill and put brackets where brackets shouldn't go, this is used many-a-time in Jerry-go-locks. Evil Smile 

- In cases where the defendant brings a shield, pour a packed lunch. Beer  

- 1815 makes people sound smart, use frequently. Geek  

- 1817, while close in date, far in count. Shocked

- In The Event, stuff happens but I didn't watch it. Embarrassed

- Soak in diluted solutions, those that are short-sighted and unplanned. Bowdown 

- Watch for any dilly-dallies, nitpickers, common dandies, silly billies and stupid c**ts. Angry 

Follow accordingly, and as we always say: "Run along and have fun now, champ!" Thumbs Up  

 


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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 08:27
James Joyce was a lesbian?.
No,  Joyce James with the hairy arms in 5th grade was.
Yeah, James was a bit of a jessie but certainly not gay.




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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 09:09
How was Steak?

Terrible, I panned it a year after its original release.  


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 13:50
Spain was a country I ignored for 14 years.

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 18:31
Originally posted by irrelevant

How was Steak?

Terrible, I panned it a year after its original release.  


That's what you get for letting your meat loaf.






Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 04 2011 at 18:37
^ Arf arf.
 
Or, justified pony rides.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 01:18
Doomed Business Ventures #2 -  Dr. Willoughby's Phallic Reduction Tablets 


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 01:45
Can you believe how many times I have to shave a week? And not just my face.
 
Not my face at all.
 
Completely barren face.


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 05:08
^Oh beshave! None of you people have manners. Use herbes des Provence - that´s  what I use on my cockerspaniel. He seems ok and likes his 3 new belly buttons just fine. In fact he just invited me to the Gregorian swimming pool to join him for an explosion.
As the old furry pineapple once said: Pi equals leaks in the zipper soup. 


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- Douglas Adams


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 07:26
Dry academia ain't gonna keep yer eyes moist innit?

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 11:06
Top tip #96: Acquire as much regret as possible through life.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 12:51
Married a hammer and ate all of the lawn. Another top tip: be sure you´re not a nail and remove slugs before venturing into the unknown.

Free summer for everyone - come grab a sun! Be careful though - it´s tepid.


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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams


Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 13:05
Along with slumps during the 'Pray For Hoping of Someone to Dance For The Rain Itself Festival', which kicks off, and hopefully stumbles to the nearest vending (toilet) machine, before making many self redeeming acts. All joyous, all beneficial. Someone get this legend a trophy already!    

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