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Topic: Things in the USA that will kill you stone dead?
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Subject: Things in the USA that will kill you stone dead?
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:12
UK and Aussie done now

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Help me I'm falling!



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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:17
The USA is safe. Come here and visit me.

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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:19
A Predator drone firing a Hellfire missile.

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Posted By: Ajay
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:27


Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:30
Idiots behind the wheel of a car.  Idiots behind the trigger of a gun.  Idiots who insist on voting in spite of their obvious mental impairment (oops, how did that one slip in there Tongue). 


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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?


Posted By: Nogbad_The_Bad
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:46
 
 
Breakfast


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 18:52
Hot air balloons
Southerners
Culture
Big rocks that fall
Poorly made/crumbling infrastructure
Pollution
Cheese whiz

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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 19:58

Yeah I think we already hit the big ones - 

Drones
Fast food
Cigarettes
Southerners

Plus people who own SUVs but don't know how to drive them Angry



And teenage girls who text and drive.   




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Albert Camus


Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 20:15
Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:

Yeah I think we already hit the big ones -
Cigarettes




What?!!!  Those will kill you?  ShockedOuch


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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?


Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: March 20 2013 at 21:09
Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:


Southerners



Crap.  Well, forget visiting my friend in Atlanta then.


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 03:51
Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.


Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 04:10
Guns
Earthquakes
Rattlesnakes
Tornados
Hurricanes
 
 


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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 04:22
Originally posted by someone_else someone_else wrote:

Guns
Earthquakes
Rattlesnakes
Tornados
Hurricanes
... and Mountain Lions, and Coyotes. Don't come to Nevada.
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians. 
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.
That would probably belong to this thread:  http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=86657&PN=1" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=86657&PN=1


Posted By: Ajay
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 04:49
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Hot air balloons 

It's an obsession, I tell you. An obsession.


Posted By: tamijo
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 04:55
Teddybears
 
"Pet Bear Kills Pennsylvania Woman"


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 05:52
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 05:53
Anyone ever seen  Man vs Food? One meal could kill ya!

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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 07:49
"Americans" would probably be the #1


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:06
Hulk Hogan on acid



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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:25
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:36
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.

You don't? Shocked. You just ruined the stereotype.LOL


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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:41
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.

You don't? Shocked. You just ruined the stereotype.LOL


Right now, I'm drinking cider.
I'm also watching a re-run of "E.R.", which gives me a good list of what can kill you in the USA. Blizzards in Chicago are on my list.


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:44
Lizards in Chicago mmmmhhh....

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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 09:04
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/" rel="nofollow - http://www.heartattackgrill.com/


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 09:18
The MANCOLD is currently kicking my ass pretty good.  It is feeling like it may be fatal at this point.

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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 10:03
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.

Yes, and they were important for Zinfandel wines too.
I like a good Zinfandel.


Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 10:34
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.
 
Clap


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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?


Posted By: dwill123
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 10:58
The Berkeley Pit, care to go for a swim???



Posted By: Roland113
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 12:15
One's girlfriend?

(1) After a 51-year-old man was found dead in Everett, Wash., in January with his heavier girlfriend (192 pounds) lying face down on top of him, sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him. 

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw130217.htmlhive/nw130217.html


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I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 12:18
Originally posted by Roland113 Roland113 wrote:

One's girlfriend?

(1) After a 51-year-old man was found dead in Everett, Wash., in January with his heavier girlfriend (192 pounds) lying face down on top of him, sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him. 

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw130217.htmlhive/nw130217.html
Haha.  I remember a CSI episode like that from many years ago.  I think that the woman left the scene because she was too embarassed or something like that.

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Posted By: Ajay
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 12:50
Originally posted by Roland113 Roland113 wrote:

...sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him.

Although at least one earwitness said it sounded like, "Brrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr-..."


Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 13:12
If I die prematurely, it will probably be behind the wheel of a car.  People drive with careless abandon these days.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 17:57
Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:


Southerners



Crap.  Well, forget visiting my friend in Atlanta then.



Nah you're good, cities don't count as "real south" amirite!?
Cept 'narlins, but that place is its own country.






Posted By: AlexDOM
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:14
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Debatable...


Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:18
Originally posted by AlexDOM AlexDOM wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Debatable...
 
Well, obviously there are some decent Californian wines.


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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:18
Nah, we DO have a frighteningly large number of crazies here in the US, but they just are an annoyance and source of embarrassment. Little death causing though.

Our biggest killers are indeed cars, booze (esp when mixed) ciggs and fast food.
And I hear more places are getting obese by the day, as McD's grows in consumption. We're exporting our fat!!! Suck it.


Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:25
^^LOL

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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?


Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: March 21 2013 at 19:02



Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: March 22 2013 at 11:16

Things in the USA that will kill you stone dead?.........



Pretty much anything and everything.


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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 22 2013 at 11:36
Originally posted by timothy leary timothy leary wrote:


Jesus, ... that's like a horror movie.


Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 22 2013 at 11:37
For Jody:
 
For
 
 


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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 22 2013 at 11:41
^ Oh, yeah, looks like that guy can kill you with bare hands.

There was a time when the guy below was in the place of the guy above:



Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: March 22 2013 at 15:11
@Scott.........Angry

Tongue 




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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 08:54


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Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 09:46
To protect and serve^


Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 10:42
^ But to kill? Stone dead?


Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 11:43
In some cases they overstep their bounds but if you brandish a weapon against the police they will shoot to kill. I think you have to look at it from a case to case way.. I think they use deadly force quite often when it is not called for.


Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 11:45
^ Swear on my balls, news to me.


Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 12:08
If you knew the answer why ask the ?. 


Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 12:09
^ I said I didn't.


Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 12:15
Okay


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: March 23 2013 at 14:49
Originally posted by Equality 7-2521 Equality 7-2521 wrote:



Sexy and reassuring. Heart



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