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Topic: Rock - Paper - Scissor
Posted By: Icarium
Subject: Rock - Paper - Scissor
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:04
paper

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Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on mother nature

Everybody wants to rule the world




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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:05
scissors.  I win.

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Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:07
WW2:
Hitler did this
Churchill did that
And because scissors beats paper, Churchill won.



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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:57
- Lizard - Spock

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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:00
Originally posted by The Bearded Bard The Bearded Bard wrote:

- Lizard - Spock


I was about to write it.


Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:13
Is this for a grade?

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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:41
Aginor must really be bored....
 
Wink


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Et In Arcadia Ego


Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:04
Shoot

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Posted By: Eria Tarka
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:57
Sponge

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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 19:56
I made up a similar game called Puddle - Lump - Rail, based on our three cats.  One cat was very large and spread out like a puddle, one cat liked to sleep under bed covers, creating a lump in the bed, and the third cat was extremely skinny.   In this game, I think it was Puddle sinks lump, lump bends rail, and rail crosses puddle.  It worked.  Two of the cats are dead now.  Not by any consequence of this game, I hasten to add.

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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: April 30 2013 at 20:51
paper, have you ever tried to littler scissors all over the place?  Aww dammit I didn't consider rocks. :)



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 02:26
Scissors all day long.

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:00
Worse cookie recipe ever.

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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:20
Rock. Paper may wrap the Rock but give me a Paper-wrapped Rock and I can still smash your Scissors and your head if required Wink


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:18
I'm going with rock here - and applying heat to the sucker - terrorizing all of you buggers with my lava!



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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36
I thought proggers are supposed to be intellectualloid nerds and should say "Paper because I can write my philosophical thoughts on it" LOL


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Worse cookie recipe ever.


Quite the contrary! It's a perfectf recipe for a healthy alimentation:
 - Paper = fibers, good for the digestive system.
 - Rock = calcium and every mineral your body needs.
 - Scissors = help the digestion.



Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:42
Plus scissors taste like chicken.

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:02
Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

I thought proggers are supposed to be intellectualloid nerds and should say "Paper because I can write my philosophical thoughts on it" LOL
Me and my rock beg to differ.
 
 
(At this juncture it should be noted that everyone who voted "scissor", in the singular, is an abject failure as everyone else knows that a singular scissor is the second most useless thing in the universe, especially when it comes to cutting paper, which it evidently cannot do without its other half, (which the brighter reader will have surmised is the first most useless thing in the universe). It should also be noted that even if the option existed in the plural pairing, proggers would still not chose them as running with said item is considered dangerous and foolhardy, and as we all know running is a precursor to sports and while intellectualoid observation of sporting events in a purely passive role is deemed acceptable as a last resort, active participation is simply not on the agenda).


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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:03
LOL

You and your rock eh...



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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:13
I suspect that his rock took the lead on that train of thought.  The rock has always been kind of a bully when it comes to the scissor(s).

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Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:18
Brighton Rock (Queen)
Paper Late (Genesis)

hmmm... the closest Prog to Scissors I can think of is Genesis The Knife or PF's The Final Cut  Tongue


Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:59
the paper has its powers like am enzymic compound that desolvs the molykular structure of the roxks

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Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on mother nature

Everybody wants to rule the world



Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 11:14


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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 11:19
Originally posted by Gerinski Gerinski wrote:

Brighton Rock (Queen)
Paper Late (Genesis)
hmmm... the closest Prog to Scissors I can think of is Genesis The Knife or PF's The Final Cut  Tongue
Well, there is this one:
http://www.progarchives.com/album.asp?id=40713" rel="nofollow - Scott Johnson - Rock/Paper/Scissors



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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: May 01 2013 at 14:25
Originally posted by The Bearded Bard The Bearded Bard wrote:

I remember that one. ... Sometimes Fez's retardation really irritates me.

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Posted By: Green Shield Stamp
Date Posted: May 15 2013 at 15:08
Rock - it has better music

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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: May 15 2013 at 15:25
Satan

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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 15 2013 at 15:36
Originally posted by Green Shield Stamp Green Shield Stamp wrote:

Rock - it has better music
I'm still having nightmares over what the Scissor sisters did to Comfortably Numb. Cry

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 15 2013 at 19:47
I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.



Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 04:19
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.
it is not normal paper involved

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Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on mother nature

Everybody wants to rule the world



Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 06:08
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.



Paper is impossible to fathom.


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 06:24
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.

Sand paper, glass paper and emery paper will happily wear away rock.
 
Paper is underrated. The pen is mightier than the sword, but bloody useless without paper (as is a khazi).


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If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise and then just behave like they would - Neil Gaiman


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 06:30
There's also the yuki factor with regards to some paper. 
I'll bet you'll win any rock-paper-scissors match, if you show up with freshly used brown toilet paper...


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 07:17
One word. Origami

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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 11:23
The only weapon against paper are scissors, made out of titanium and sollfied carbon

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Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on mother nature

Everybody wants to rule the world



Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 17:19
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.
Sand paper, glass paper and emery paper will happily wear away rock.
Paper is underrated. The pen is mightier than the sword, but bloody useless without paper (as is a khazi).
Sorry, not good enough-- both scissors and rocks immediately destroy their counterparts.   Plus, anything can wear away at a rock; water, heat, whatever, so paper is far from a rock's only longterm nemesis. 




Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: May 24 2013 at 17:36
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

I like cockroach-foot-nuclear bomb.   I've never understood how paper "smothers" a rock; firstly, paper is porous.   Second, though some believe rocks do breathe, it's not like they have respiration or would die wrapped in paper.
Sand paper, glass paper and emery paper will happily wear away rock.
Paper is underrated. The pen is mightier than the sword, but bloody useless without paper (as is a khazi).
Sorry, not good enough-- both scissors and rocks immediately destroy their counterparts.   Plus, anything can wear away at a rock; water, heat, whatever, so paper is far from a rock's only longterm nemesis. 


It's magic paper.
 
But if you want to avoid paper then that's fine by me - I'll pick rock every time and every match will be a draw.


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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: September 04 2014 at 15:49


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Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: September 05 2014 at 09:37
We only get one scissor?

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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: September 05 2014 at 11:15
Originally posted by Metalmarsh89 Metalmarsh89 wrote:

We only get one scissor?
and 8 people still voted
id like to see them cut through paper with a single scissor


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