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Topic: Insanely Bad Cover ArtsPosted By: Guldbamsen
Subject: Insanely Bad Cover Arts
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 12:02
Ok, for this one I thought I'd do things a little different
I have a thing for overt bad taste cover arts, so here I've gathered 25.
Tricky thing about the poll though, is that do you vote for the one you find the most funny, ugly - or both? Or the one you like the most?
You choose people
Here are the contestants:
(sorry I couldn't find a smaller one with the right colours)
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Replies: Posted By: Progosopher
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 12:30
Missus Beastly is terrifically tacky, terrible, and tasteless. Also all-out amusing.
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 12:54
Worst?: It's between Guru Guru and Omega for me. Voted Omega, because.
I actually like:
Birth Control - Operation
Eeeet da bebehs!!!
Panta Rei - Panta Rei
A tad creepy.
Pôle - Rizet
So daggy and retro that it's actually cool in its own way. What kind of music is contained within?
Samla Mammas Manna - Måltid
Hey one I've actually heard! Yeah, I like the cover
Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Another one I've heard! The album art is a decent parody of that magazine cover or whatever it was.
Eulenspygel - 2
I've seen this one on a few "worst album covers" lists. I think the cover art is really good, but that's just me. Very strange. Makes me wanna check out the album some time.
National Health - National Health
Slightly an "odd one out" inclusion to me but I guess I can understand if someone would find it a bit lame. I personally like the cover.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 12:59
irrelevant wrote:
Worst?: It's between Guru Guru and Omega for me. Voted Omega, because.
I actually like:
Birth Control - Operation
Eeeet da bebehs!!!
Panta Rei - Panta Rei
A tad creepy.
Pôle - Rizet
So daggy and retro that it's actually cool in its own way. What kind of music is contained within?
Samla Mammas Manna - Måltid
Hey one I've actually heard! Yeah, I like the cover
Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Another one I've heard! The album art is a decent parody of that magazine cover or whatever it was.
Eulenspygel - 2
I've seen this one on a few "worst album covers" lists. I think the cover art is really good, but that's just me. Very strange. Makes me wanna check out the album some time.
National Health - National Health
Slightly an "odd one out" inclusion to me but I guess I can understand if someone would find it a bit lame. I personally like the cover.
Like I said, you're free to vote on whatever grounds you find adequate A lot of these I happen to like myself. The Operation art work is great - so is Nevergreen! and Måltid and Eulenspygel. Yep I could literally go on and on
The music you'll find in that Rizet album is a blend of electronic experimentations, psych and avant-guarde. It bears absolutely no connotations to the cover art.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:01
Progosopher wrote:
Missus Beastly is terrifically tacky, terrible, and tasteless. Also all-out amusing.
I agree - I really dig that one.
Reminds me a tad of the three boob woman from Total Recall
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:07
Guldbamsen wrote:
Like I said, you're free to vote on whatever grounds you find adequate A lot of these I happen to like myself. The Operation art work is great - so is Nevergreen! and Måltid and Eulenspygel. Yep I could literally go on and on
The music you'll find in that Rizet album is a blend of electronic experimentations, psych and avant-guarde. It bears absolutely no connotations to the cover art.
Good to know people like some of these covers.
Hmmm, it certainly doesn't bear any connotations... Interestin'
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Posted By: progmatic
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:09
I actually like the Catipilla, Birth Control, Eulenspygel, Octopus and Peter Hammill covers listed here. Fireballet gets the nod for worst of the bunch here, and there are some bad ones. Finally, I don't know quite what to think of The Lovers. Never quite saw a cover like it (except on DVDs in the back of the videoshop).
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:10
irrelevant wrote:
Guldbamsen wrote:
Like I said, you're free to vote on whatever grounds you find adequate A lot of these I happen to like myself. The Operation art work is great - so is Nevergreen! and Måltid and Eulenspygel. Yep I could literally go on and on
The music you'll find in that Rizet album is a blend of electronic experimentations, psych and avant-guarde. It bears absolutely no connotations to the cover art.
Good to know people like some of these covers.
Hmmm, it certainly doesn't bear any connotations... Interestin'
Unless it's a widely known fact that folks who play synths also smoke the pipe?
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:12
progmatic wrote:
I actually like the Catipilla, Birth Control, Eulenspygel, Octopus and Peter Hammill covers listed here. Fireballet gets the nod for worst of the bunch here, and there are some bad ones. Finally, I don't know quite what to think of The Lovers. Never quite saw a cover like it (except on DVDs in the back of the videoshop).
Yep Ya Ho Wa has some of the most bizarre covers. The one featured underneath with the people flexing their longbows next to the gangsta ride, is beyond ridiculous.
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:13
Guldbamsen wrote:
irrelevant wrote:
Guldbamsen wrote:
Like I said, you're free to vote on whatever grounds you find adequate A lot of these I happen to like myself. The Operation art work is great - so is Nevergreen! and Måltid and Eulenspygel. Yep I could literally go on and on
The music you'll find in that Rizet album is a blend of electronic experimentations, psych and avant-guarde. It bears absolutely no connotations to the cover art.
Good to know people like some of these covers.
Hmmm, it certainly doesn't bear any connotations... Interestin'
Unless it's a widely known fact that folks who play synths also smoke the pipe?
There should have been more I tell ya, preferably while they play the synths.
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Posted By: hellogoodbye
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:14
I always loved that Peter Hammill's cover. And it's my favorite album by the man !
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:16
^ It's not too late for you Gabe.
Now you know how to look when you make that avant-guarde Berlin School album...
Also if this poll didn't need to be in the prog section here, then I'd definitely have included this little saucy thing:
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Posted By: Wanorak
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:27
I have always hated Indelibly Stamped!! I kind of like The Future Now; it's slightly unhinged like Peter Hammill himself lol.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:31
^I don't know what to make of that Hammill cover He looks like a man who's spent the month in an insane asylum.
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Posted By: hellogoodbye
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:33
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:35
^
Especially coming from you!
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Posted By: hellogoodbye
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:37
YEP !
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:39
Wow - the music community hasn't been too friendly to ducks eh?
I feel the same way about flamingos. They're not funny.
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Posted By: smartpatrol
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:40
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:44
You know, now it's also possible to shave with mustard?
I'm not entirely sure why I thought of that.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:54
That Panta Rei freaks me out
Why is there a kitten on his knee - and why is he painted like a Techno Indian? So many questions....
I would've loved to see the actual photo shoot I'm thinking a truck load of acid, and some wildly creative girl friends.....
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 13:58
Ahhh man.......I can't believe I forgot about Wakhevitch impressive phallus with golden barbed wire wrapped around
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 14:02
^ I was half expecting that one.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 14:05
It's kinda beautiful in it's own right.
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Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 14:19
Hinten's butts are some of the least pleasing I've seen
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Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 15:40
There's some really bad ones here, but I have to vote Hinton because: - It's terrible - It's posted way too often!
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Posted By: zravkapt
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 15:57
I really like that Octopus cover, never seen it before.
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Posted By: Progosopher
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 16:09
hellogoodbye wrote:
YEP !
Great album, though! That is, if you can get into The Residents.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 16:29
I actually like some of those.
But the Fireballet and Missing Link are truly bad. I'll go with the latter here, because the former could at least be considered an attempt at humor.
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 18:56
Dave, there sure sre some real shockers in this lot - I only have 10 of these titles - I would say I can't stand the cover to Brainstorm's 'Smile A While' - I just don't dig blokes dressing up as women, not even in fun - just doesn't sit well with me. The music is awesome though. However, one of the most pointless covers I've ever seen is the 'Hawklords' album - the one with the grey cover with pink writing. Bizarre.
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 18:58
Guldbamsen wrote:
Ahhh man.......I can't believe I forgot about Wakhevitch impressive phallus with golden barbed wire wrapped around
Is that a fossilised neanderthal w**kervitch ??
Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:01
Anyway. If I gotta pick. It's the supertamp one. sh*t those are the worst breasts I've ever seen!! Lol
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Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:04
Oh and the Minotauros - Fly Away cover is actually quite hilarious and clever. Can't hate that one. :)
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:15
progbethyname wrote:
Anyway. If I gotta pick. It's the supertamp one. sh*t those are the worst breasts I've ever seen!! Lol
Dude, I'm led to believe that is a rather large bloke sporting his tattooed 'man-boobs'.........(makes it even worse ).
Posted By: Nogbad_The_Bad
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:29
I actually like the Samla & National Health ones quite a lot.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:29
Some of them are just tasteless but professional, while some other look bland and unprofessiona. And, frankly, the cover for Omega's album looks like it had been made by a band from an obscure suburb in Kansas, with a very, very low budget, shooting their group picture in a 2 dollar photo studio! Fireballet and Brainstorm hadn't put great efforts in their coverart, but they tried something. It's goofy, but Omega just looks like they hastily paste a promotional picture on an astrological map from their school book!
I was also close to vote for Acid Mothers Temple, whose cover seems to be made with Photoshop in one (1) minute!
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:35
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Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:40
^ yup. Bit of an Akex Grey complex going on there. Lol
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 19:41
Barbu wrote:
There is an interview with Hammill where he states that he was commuting around London looking like this for 3 days, whilst having the photo-shoot organised - he did say 'some of the looks I got' (words to that effect, anyway) . Guts - the man has guts !!
Posted By: Aussie-Byrd-Brother
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 20:15
progbethyname wrote:
Anyway. If I gotta pick. It's the supertamp one. sh*t those are the worst breasts I've ever seen!! Lol
Nick, I strongly suggest you check out the late 80's Van Damme flick `Cyborg', where he takes on these futuristic pirates! About 30 mins in JCVD's companion takes her top off, and I kid you not, you'll be screaming at the screen for her to put it back on. Now, I'm not some guy with massive expectations on how a lady should look, I appreciate the female form in all shapes and sizes, but it just wasn't a good idea here!
Oh, and for my vote, probably Brainstorm's drag-tastic `Smile A While' cover gets my tick here, luckily the album is a total knockout!
Posted By: The.Crimson.King
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 21:08
Voted for Fireballet, not only because the art was so awful but the album within betrayed the great prog they released on "Night on Bald Mountain"...
OTOH, I've always loved the covers for "The Future Now" and "Weasels Ripped my Flesh"...
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Posted By: AEProgman
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 21:34
Guldbamsen wrote:
You know, now it's also possible to shave with mustard?
I'm not entirely sure why I thought of that.
ewwww! Horseradish would have been better... could not stand the man's butt in a butt in a butt ...thing (although I voted for or against the Fire Ballet)? ! Was that a Russian Cycle or a Blue oyster cult symbol on the butt
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Posted By: twosteves
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 21:55
smartpatrol wrote:
The Zappa cover is fantastic!
This, --always liked it---but some of the others are crazy horrible plus where are the censors for all the gratuitous nudity?
Posted By: Fox On The Rocks
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 22:09
Man, these covers are greeasy. Brutal.
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Posted By: Fox On The Rocks
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 22:10
I actually really like the Peter Hammill one though. It's got a cool concept to it.
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Posted By: Fox On The Rocks
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 22:13
Guldbamsen wrote:
Oh god, that's slimy. These covers as soo bad.
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Posted By: otto pankrock
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 23:11
I'll happily admit that Birthcontrol's Operation is in bad taste but that's what attracted me to the album in the first place.
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: May 18 2013 at 23:48
I had trouble looking at the Eulenspygel - 2 cover. My vote goes there. Actually, it was kind of a cool idea, but very disturbing.
Posted By: Gerinski
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 02:22
Terrific (or rather Terrible) selection there.
My vote went to Savage Sons Of Ya Ho Wa, rivals some by Village People
Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 03:53
That Ya Ho Wa was quite horrible, but I still went with AMT.
That's mainly because their discography is filled with these nude women and horrible photo-shopping.
Just look at Wild Gals A-Go-Go or Pink Lady Lemonade, those are just horrible.
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 06:04
zravkapt wrote:
I really like that Octopus cover, never seen it before.
I really like it as well. Caught it on the front-page some years ago and thought it looked nicely bizarre. It's a metal album, but I guess that's a given...
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 06:07
Gerinski wrote:
Terrific (or rather Terrible) selection there.
My vote went to <span style=": rgb240, 241, 245; line-height: 1.2;">Savage Sons Of Ya Ho Wa, rivals some by Village People </span>
That is a top contender for me too, but I haven't voted yet. I am not sure which grounds I am basing it on yet...
This one is certainly among the funniest! Looks like a proto-gangsta photo shoot. I mean these guys were literally forerunner to hip hop fashion - only with longbows
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 06:19
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
progbethyname wrote:
Anyway. If I gotta pick. It's the supertamp one. sh*t those are the worst breasts I've ever seen!! Lol
Nick, I strongly suggest you check out the late 80's Van Damme flick `Cyborg', where he takes on these futuristic pirates! About 30 mins in JCVD's companion takes her top off, and I kid you not, you'll be screaming at the screen for her to put it back on. Now, I'm not some guy with massive expectations on how a lady should look, I appreciate the female form in all shapes and sizes, but it just wasn't a good idea here!
Oh, and for my vote, probably Brainstorm's drag-tastic `Smile A While' cover gets my tick here, luckily the album is a total knockout!
Hahahahah!!!!!! I remember that rack!!! Sorry in advance to all the cohorts of women on PA, but I gather you probably laugh at men too. Hell, all it takes is socks in sandals(that'll have me chuggling as well though).
Great pick btw Mike. I'd pay big bucks to have that as huge poster in my livingroom. Just to see folks' reactions, when they see these fine bearded lingeri wearing blokes
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 06:20
No vote. This should be a multiple voting poll, and if it is, I guess I have to cast 19, maybe 20 votes.
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 12:10
Barbu wrote:
I don't think there is anything wrong with this one and it is very simple, and one of his next albums clarifies it even more ... "SKIN" ... basically this is Peter ... no ideas ... naked and straight ... that's all there is to it, and nothing to hide, and his lyrics and solo work has always been like that!
It's a very withit cover, all things considered, but we're jaded ... we want to see a nekkid grllll!
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 12:16
Hi,
No vote.
I would rather vote worst cover to something like Abbey Road, than one of these ... why? ... these have some humor in it, and the other is just an intentional inner joke that has nothing to do with the music, except that the folks doing it, have a bit of an ego, and love to show off and make you think that somethings are more important than others!
"Hinten" is interesting, and the cover fits the concept ... rock'n'roll at its "raw'est" and no one will argue the music in there ... or worse ... most folks here won't listen to it, because it doesn't have keyboards! Not progressive!
Fireballet, I remember when it came out and I laughed hard ... and the first thing I said was ... the music must be as bad as the outfits! Good gawd, even Misha looked better than that! So you knew the music was not serious or important!
You guys forgot Diamond Dogs!
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Posted By: Mellotron Storm
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 12:58
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
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Posted By: Stool Man
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 14:10
The Future Now.
I remember being impressed with that sleeve art when it was released, even though I didn't know who Peter Hammill was at the time.
I wanted to have facial hair like that.
In the last 25+ years I've had various daft facial hair arrangements, but still never done the Future Now one.
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 15:28
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
Can't understand why the 'Catapilla' cover is included here ?? The LP is a gatefold, with a die-cut front (it's outline is the caterpillar eating the silverbeet) - clever and humourous .
Posted By: Mellotron Storm
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 18:03
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
Can't understand why the 'Catapilla' cover is included here ?? The LP is a gatefold, with a die-cut front (it's outline is the caterpillar eating the silverbeet) - clever and humourous .
It's the one cover that doesn't seem to belong. I'm guessing that David just has it in for caterpillars. Maybe he was attacked by one.
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: May 19 2013 at 23:26
This one disappeared on OP
But as for awfully bad taste I hate Indelibly Stamped as its so arrogant
but Hinten is dreadful along with Yo Ho Wa and the monkey with the banana
Gotta vote for Hinten as its so ridiculous and funnny
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 00:24
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
Can't understand why the 'Catapilla' cover is included here ?? The LP is a gatefold, with a die-cut front (it's outline is the caterpillar eating the silverbeet) - clever and humourous .
It's the one cover that doesn't seem to belong. I'm guessing that David just has it in for caterpillars. Maybe he was attacked by one.
- or maybe he just doesn't like silverbeet..........
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 00:35
Missus Beastly - s/t. Surely, there are some dismal ones, horrifying ones, which is something I would expect in a horror culture. Some are just f$%king ridiculous to a pathetic degree, but they are not as conspicuously bad as this MB one ... just downright inappropriate wrong. Hurts my eyes. I'm surprised I could even look at it a couple of times for a few seconds without even looking away. Really pretentious (look that word up in Merriam-Webster).
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 11:55
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
Can't understand why the 'Catapilla' cover is included here ?? The LP is a gatefold, with a die-cut front (it's outline is the caterpillar eating the silverbeet) - clever and humourous .
It's the one cover that doesn't seem to belong. I'm guessing that David just has it in for caterpillars. Maybe he was attacked by one.
- or maybe he just doesn't like silverbeet..........
You guys have to go sit in the corner now.................and no tv after dinner!
We're having baked caterpillars with exploded beets
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 11:57
I went with Savage Sons of Ya Ho Wa.........damn
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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:11
The Supertramp one is the worst here, IMO.
Some of these I like very much. Hinten, Savage Sons of Ya Ho Wa and especially Operation. It's so disturbing! Love it! It gets my vote.
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:14
^You know, there's really no rules attached to the voting, so you can choose the one you think's A) the funniest B) The most ugly/revolting/obscene/you name it, or simply C) the one you like the best
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Posted By: The Bearded Bard
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:19
^ I know. Went with a combination of B) and C)
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:20
Heh I think I went with option A then....
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:22
Dayvenkirq wrote:
Missus Beastly - s/t. Surely, there are some dismal ones, horrifying ones, which is something I would expect in a horror culture. Some are just f$%king ridiculous to a pathetic degree, but they are not as conspicuously bad as this MB one ... just downright inappropriate wrong. Hurts my eyes. I'm surprised I could even look at it a couple of times for a few seconds without even looking away. Really pretentious (look that word up in Merriam-Webster).
That's one of my favourites Like in I like it....
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:39
^ Naughty-naughty? Nasty-nasty.
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:44
You betcha you betcha!
(Sounds like some African language)
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 12:51
Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 13:01
^ I'm glad people are finding this just as amusing as me.
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 13:29
Guldbamsen wrote:
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Tom Ozric wrote:
Mellotron Storm wrote:
Wow there are some tasteless, lame and disturbing covers here.
That Eulynspigel cover was changed after they sold about 7,000 copies. They just took out the dead chick, so yeah still tasteless.
Never liked that Missing Link cover. It's just poor. Omega's is lame to say the least. Disturbing would go to Guru Guru. Worst one for me though is Supertramp's cover. Never liked it. My favourite is Catapilla's. Great record too.
Can't understand why the 'Catapilla' cover is included here ?? The LP is a gatefold, with a die-cut front (it's outline is the caterpillar eating the silverbeet) - clever and humourous .
It's the one cover that doesn't seem to belong. I'm guessing that David just has it in for caterpillars. Maybe he was attacked by one.
- or maybe he just doesn't like silverbeet..........
You guys have to go sit in the corner now.................and no tv after dinner!
We're having baked caterpillars with exploded beets
Hey, if that's what's on the menu, how about no dinner after TV ?!!
Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 14:39
That Birth Control art is actually awesome.
I'm of the opinion that Hinten's badness is without peer.
Posted By: DisgruntledPorcupine
Date Posted: May 20 2013 at 15:10
I do like a few of these. Have to vote the tunnel of asses though.
Posted By: Gandalff
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 04:20
From above pictured - Guru Guru. Really horrible...
Also worth to mention:
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Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 04:41
from the list definetly Eulenspygel - 2, is a total crap, followed by Dombec
Posted By: b_olariu
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 04:43
DisgruntledPorcupine wrote:
I do like a few of these. Have to vote the tunnel of asses though.
tunnel of asses -
Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 04:53
Personally I like the National Health cover BTW. The Hammill cover is not bad, I think.
But for the rest: incredible, what a collection of bad covers.
Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 05:35
Moogtron III wrote:
Personally I like the National Health cover BTW.
I even still can't figure out what is wrong with the cover. Just a bunch of dudes with a kid sitting 'round a bed, doing stuff on it. What's so insanely bad about it? Is playing chess and making cups of tea on it supposed to be viciously unsanitary?
Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 21 2013 at 22:54
Aussie-Byrd-Brother wrote:
progbethyname wrote:
Anyway. If I gotta pick. It's the supertamp one. sh*t those are the worst breasts I've ever seen!! Lol
Nick, I strongly suggest you check out the late 80's Van Damme flick `Cyborg', where he takes on these futuristic pirates! About 30 mins in JCVD's companion takes her top off, and I kid you not, you'll be screaming at the screen for her to put it back on. Now, I'm not some guy with massive expectations on how a lady should look, I appreciate the female form in all shapes and sizes, but it just wasn't a good idea here!
Oh, and for my vote, probably Brainstorm's drag-tastic `Smile A While' cover gets my tick here, luckily the album is a total knockout!
Yup. Saw that movie. The main villain is really cool in it, but those breasts are not!!! Omg they look like lung warts. I remember that.
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Posted By: bonestorm
Date Posted: May 22 2013 at 17:49
Eulenspygel - 2. Seriously, what the hell is going on there...
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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: May 28 2013 at 10:01
jaja they are terrible... I voted for Birth Contol
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:21
Can't let this thread fall off the front page just yet.......
There is an Atomic Rooster album with the cover of a ciggie stumped out in the yolk of a fried egg - it's hideous. The album is 'Nice And Greasy' - so when the opportunity arose to purchase the U.S. version (entitled 'IV') with a much better artwork - and 2 different tracks..........needless to say.............
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:25
You gotta respect the chicken and egg inspired art works out there people!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:26
This one still freaks me out
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Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:30
Yeah - WTF is with that ?? I thought it's holding some humongous Marlboro pack........?? I don't think I'd own that album........and what's with the curious feline ?? Bad taste, bad taste...........
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:37
There are two cats! There's one his shoulder as well. How does that saying go? A cat on the knee and shoulder keeps the doctor away?
Somebody on YouTube described the album as the perfect present for a woman - a dick in a box, which in all fairness is a pretty darn good description of that cover
The music is very good though. I really dig it:
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- Douglas Adams
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 06:43
Hmmm, I thought I was weird......
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 07:43
Guldbamsen wrote:
There are two cats! There's one his shoulder as well. How does that saying go? A cat on the knee and shoulder keeps the doctor away?
Somebody on YouTube described the album as the perfect present for a woman - a dick in a box, which in all fairness is a pretty darn good description of that cover
The music is very good though. I really dig it:
This confused me as I thought Panta Rei was the Hungarian Band who did the 'Bartok' album - liked the music though.
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Posted By: VOTOMS
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 08:28
Birth Control - Operation
Mothers of invention
eulenspygel2
supertramp
National Health - s/t
Acid Mothers Temple - Cometary Orbital Drive
i like this
and 50% of the rest are not really bad IMO
voted for brainstorm btw
Posted By: progbethyname
Date Posted: May 31 2013 at 17:58
Omg. That old guy may be showing a little brain there.
Lol
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Posted By: stegor
Date Posted: June 01 2013 at 22:55
I've always liked that Samla album cover. It's so mundane. It's just a snapshot of some old couple sitting on a bench. Actually a painting of a snapshot of an old couple sitting on a bench. But that bench isn't anywhere around here. And what is in that bag? Whatever it is he doesn't want to see it. Please don't take that thing out again.
So I voted for it.
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: October 01 2014 at 03:31
In light of my recent fetish for art works, I thought I'd nudge this little teddy.
Guldbamsen wrote:
Ok, for this one I thought I'd do things a little different
I have a thing for overt bad taste cover arts, so here I've gathered 25.
Tricky thing about the poll though, is that do you vote for the one you find the most funny, ugly - or both? Or the one you like the most?
You choose people
Here are the contestants:
(sorry I couldn't find a smaller one with the right colours)
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Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: October 01 2014 at 04:42
Guldbamsen wrote:
Never really understood what is "wrong" with this front cover.
Posted By: Billy Pilgrim
Date Posted: October 01 2014 at 17:29
the Hammill cover is great, just him being nuts.
Posted By: Michael678
Date Posted: October 01 2014 at 17:29
acid mothers temple, what the f**k were you thinking?!
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Posted By: Rednight
Date Posted: October 02 2014 at 10:21
What, no White Album? And the Peter Hammill example earlier happens to be my favorite of his.