Which One Of Jesus’s Disciples Are You?
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Topic: Which One Of Jesus’s Disciples Are You?
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Subject: Which One Of Jesus’s Disciples Are You?
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 14:25
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------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 14:26
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Robert. ------------- 
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Posted By: AlexDOM
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 14:45
| If I do not commit suicide or I am not killed for my faith the only one I can identify with would be John. |
Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 15:13
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what.....
------------- -- Frank Swarbrick Belief is not Truth. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 15:34
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...surely you mean St What. ------------- What? |
Posted By: progresssaurus
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 15:36
Andrew and Bartholomew and James the son of Alphaeus and James the son of Zebedee and John the brother of James and Judas Iscariot, which also betrayed him and Judas the brother of James and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus, and Matthew the publican and Philip and Simon called Zelotes and Simon the Canaanite and Simon, who is called Peter ... and Thomas and ... and ... and ...    ... I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: February 23 2014 at 17:49
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I too dance naked. Thus it must be Thaddeus. ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Tom Ozric
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 00:19
| The one who sins the most...... |
Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 02:44
Ponce Pilatus   
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Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 04:26
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Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb. Can only be St. Brian of Cant. ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 04:45
Man, what a star. Up there with St Bernard of Cribbins and St Johnny of Ball.  ------------- What? |
lazland wrote:Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 04:52
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You're assuming I know who these people are. |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 04:59
How differently things might have turned out if Jesus had at least made the effort to smarten himself up a bit for the court appearance, you know, ditched the beard, put on a suit and got a haircut for chri....no wait ------------- 
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Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 06:48
Dean & I are indulging in naked nostalgia for English children's television, and film with Cribbins, presenters from the 60's and 70's. You had to be there  ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 11:51
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Thaddeus, because our names start with the same letter. ------------- 
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Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 12:14
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Judas because he has a cool name.
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 12:34
| What quiz? |
Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 12:35
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Jethro of Beit Jala ------------- |
Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 12:54
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Brian has been a very naughty boy and will not be coming out to play today, so you can all f%$k off! ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: LinusW
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 12:55
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All I know is that I like Judas Priest.
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/LinusW88" rel="nofollow - Blargh |
Posted By: progresssaurus
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 13:27
The tendency, already discernible in the canonical Gospels, to lay stress on the efforts of Pilate to acquit Christ, and thus pass as lenient a judgment as possible upon his crime, goes further in the apocryphal Gospels and led in later years to the claim that he actually became a Christian. The Abyssinian Church reckons him as a saint, and assigns 25 June to him and to Claudia Procula, his wife. http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/12083c.htm" rel="nofollow - (source) And you are sole Jesus' disciple, which is mentioned in Apostles' Creed "Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae, et in Iesum Christum, Filium Eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato ... " |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 13:35
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Pontio Pilato also deserves credit for doing more for personal hygiene than basically everybody after him... -------------
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 18:52
Crap the link went away, http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/which-of-jesuss-disciples-are-you" rel="nofollow - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/which-of-jesuss-disciples-are-you ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 19:45
No, I speak of these people in the poll. |
Posted By: proggman
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 19:55
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According to the quiz I am James, but according to myself I am Jesus and you're my disciples. ------------- When he rides, my fears subside. For darkness turns once more to light. Through the skies, his white horse flies. To find a land beyond the night. |
Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 21:49
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I got Mary Magdalene. ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 23:30
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Judas seems to be winning hands down....or should I say hands up ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: February 24 2014 at 23:40
  no comment.
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:01
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According to the quiz, I would be Matthew. Fine, I love me some writing. |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:19
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Everyone always forgets to mention Todd. He's an underrated disciple. I don't think he's even mentioned in the Book. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: progresssaurus
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:35
I'm afraid that in the eyes of orthodox atheism, this quiz is not entirely serious
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:35
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I doubt that Thomas will win this poll. ------------- What? |
Posted By: HolyMoly
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:37
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So would he. ------------- My other avatar is a Porsche It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
Posted By: progresssaurus
Date Posted: February 25 2014 at 11:52
For verily I say unto you, that blessed are they that are not in this poll, and yet will win in this poll
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Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: February 26 2014 at 11:42
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Bartholomew because... That is my real name! EDIT: the quiz said Thomas though... I'm not sure. ------------- "Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent." Charles Bukowski |
Posted By: aapatsos
Date Posted: February 26 2014 at 12:37
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Posted By: Chris S
Date Posted: February 26 2014 at 13:17
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How can choosing a home appliance or a cuddly animal define what hash smoking disciple you were? ------------- ...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 26 2014 at 13:28
Because these Internet/Facebook quizzes are like horoscopes, one size fits all, so it doesn't matter what the questions are or what answers you give. All it needs is a set of questions that will give a number of possible combination of answers to cover the resulting conclusions. These conclusions will have enough vague and generic positive traits that subjective validation will make them appear to be an apt assessment of whoever takes the quiz. Or the one sentence explanation: They're all a load of bollocks. ------------- What? |
Posted By: progresssaurus
Date Posted: February 27 2014 at 02:13
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You can believe that quiz algorithm is based on Jung's psychological concept and animals are archetypes.
I see, foolish pictures of Jesus and jokes about saints is not good fun |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: February 27 2014 at 06:31
That's fine talk coming from a person who's just asked me to help unlock his peppermint palace! -------------  Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: February 27 2014 at 06:46
And I've just done an online personality profile of myself on Facebook and it tells me that I am indeed eternally grateful, albeit as a wizard astronaut who lives in Norway. ------------- What? |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: February 27 2014 at 06:54
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According to the quiz, I'd be a Matt. -------------
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Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 15:31
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Is this a joke? Because I would like to know who thought this was something to joke about, and why they thought it was appropriate to post it on the forum?! This is serious stuff. It's understandable if you can't really identify with any of the apostles; they were the chosen few; but if you honestly can't (or refuse to) say that you are a disciple for God, then something needs to change. Don't joke about the way people live their lives. This stuff is important. It matters. Steve ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:09
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lol. ------------- What? |
Posted By: StaaViinsZ
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:14
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Yeah well "lol" all you want. It doesn't change the seriousness of the matter. ------------- "Let us scream like Tom Mallicoat, and whisper like Geoff Tate, for the difference between the two is nigh." |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:22
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LOL. Very true. ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 07 2014 at 16:51
------------- What? |
Posted By: BarryGlibb
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 03:37
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Where's Paul? He was an apostle. You missed putting him in. He was also (obviously) a Beatle. As was John. George and Ringo weren't common names in 5BC. |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 03:41
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Ringo the 13th disciple - the purveyor of rhythmic truth. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 03:43
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We four lads of Liverpool are John in a taxi, George in a car Paul on his scooter, Tooting the hooter Following Ringo Starr!
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Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 08:39
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Clem ------------- "Peace is the only battle worth waging." Albert Camus |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 09:44
the question was about the disciples of Jesus, and Paul was not one of them. it is my honest opinion, by the way, that Paul greatly misunderstood Jesus, and many of the things he said have nothing whatever to do with what Jesus said. I sincerely doubt "mulier taceat in ecclesia" (or the Hebrew equivalent of it) could ever have come out of Jesus' mouth. Paul despised women, Jesus did not. the 2nd-grade recognition of women in the catholic church are chiefly because of Paul's misogyny -------------  A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 10:05
Actually, Jean, I would argue that was more to do with Augustine. ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org |
Posted By: Atkingani
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 10:37
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John, apparently the only one who hadn't a violent death. I like peaceful people. ------------- Guigo ~~~~~~ |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 10:42
Let's not forget Rufus.........
the 13th apostle.
------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 11:12
Augustine certainly helped with it, but the foundation was laid by Paul. without him Augustine would have had no ground to stand on ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 11:49
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Posted By: BarryGlibb
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 15:37
As a lapsed Catholic, I have to take you to task on stating that Paul was not a disciple. He certainly was one of the 12 apostles....I was very good at my catechism as a child! Have a look at Wikipedia under "Paul the apostle". |
Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 15:41
Go back to your catechism. Paul was, indeed, an Apostle. He was not, however , one of the twelve disciples. He never met Jesus during the Ministry. Instead, the risen Lord appeared to him and put him on the path of spreading the word. ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org |
Posted By: BarryGlibb
Date Posted: March 08 2014 at 17:14
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^ I knew that I was crap when it came to religious education! Apologies all round. |
Posted By: Metalmarsh89
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 03:47
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Some of the questions didn't apply to me, I wish I could have skipped them... And it said I'm St. Thomas. Watch me win Dean! ------------- Want to play mafia? Visit http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com" rel="nofollow - here . |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 04:20
I'm not a prize in this poll.  ------------- What? |
Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 05:24
Ahh snap... You're no fun Dean I would've loved for you to be my new full-time troubadour and swords maker. ------------- “The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams |
Posted By: akamaisondufromage
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 05:40
Which poll are you a prize in then, if not this? Or do we win one of your feline friends? I'm sure they will answer for themselves. ------------- Help me I'm falling! |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 06:56
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I try out as Peter and always wind up as Judas Iscariot
------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: March 09 2014 at 07:00
The one with the man booby prize. ------------- What? |