Shred Room 57: Spilling Soup On The Velvet Suit

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I am writing to formally complain about the unacceptable behavior of one of your bus drivers during my recent journey on Thursday, 17th July. At approximately 1:13 PM, I boarded the bus at the bus stop near Lidl. Upon boarding, I showed my valid ticket, which clearly indicated that it was valid until 1:50 PM. The old bus driver insisted that I scan the ticket, so I held it out for him to do so. When he failed to scan it on the first attempt, he rudely demanded that I hold the ticket "properly," despite my cooperation from the beginning. I calmly explained that my ticket was valid until 1:50 PM, but the driver insisted rudely that I needed to pay again!! I informed him that my ticket was valid, and I was not responsible for any inconvenience. Unlike most drivers who simply just check the time and accept valid tickets without the need to scan it, this driver appeared to have a negative attitude from the start, especially when he insisted that I have to pay. After several attempts, the ticket finally scanned successfully, but the driver became visibly angry and, in an unprofessional manner, grabbed the ticket and crumpled it. I find this behavior disrespectful and completely unacceptable. I would like to understand if this conduct reflects the values and customer service standards of your company. Bus drivers have a duty to treat passengers courteously and professionally. If this is not possible, I believe corrective action should be taken.

One morning, I decided to dress in a very funny way. First, I put my pants on top, which felt strange but made me laugh. Instead of wearing a normal shirt, I took my shirt and wrapped it around my legs. It was a silly outfit, and I thought it looked funny. Then, I noticed something odd. My armpits started to smell like farts! I didn’t know why, but it was really embarrassing. I giggled at the whole situation because it seemed so ridiculous. The outfit was all mixed up, and now my smell was also mixed up! It made me realize that sometimes, things don’t go as planned, and that’s okay. It’s important to have fun and not take life too seriously. Laughing at myself helped me enjoy the silly moment, and I learned it’s alright to be a little goofy sometimes. Overall, it was a day full of laughter and oddities.

I'm hungry for wiper blades.

Gone phishing.

That's a fine yo-yo string collection you have there.

I enjoyed that.

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There are no leaves. There is no cheese. There are no sausages. I am a station wagon.

My nose does all the talking.