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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: June 22 2007 at 08:07 |
I know it is only knock and know all, but I like it
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Man Erg
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: August 26 2004
Location: Isle of Lucy
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Points: 7456
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Posted: June 22 2007 at 08:01 |
'it is chicken, it is eggs, it is in between your legs'
'You get out if you've got the gripe.To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper-he'll whip off your windscreenwiper'
Edited by Man Erg - June 22 2007 at 08:06
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
Status: Offline
Points: 37575
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Posted: June 22 2007 at 07:51 |
andu wrote:
Great quotes, everybody.
darqdean wrote:
token non-prog:
Well, I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand. |
Is that by Jimi Hendrix?
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it is.
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andu
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 27 2006
Location: Romania
Status: Offline
Points: 3089
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Posted: June 22 2007 at 06:49 |
Great quotes, everybody.
darqdean wrote:
token non-prog:
Well, I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand. |
Is that by Jimi Hendrix?
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: June 22 2007 at 03:14 |
On Preston Platform, do your soft shoe suffle dance,
Brush away the cigarette ash that's fallen on your pants,
And you sadly wonder if the nurse treats your old man the way she sh-should...
She gave you tea asked for your autograph,
What a laugh...
I'm tearing up just typing it.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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GMercer
Forum Newbie
Joined: June 03 2007
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 4
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 23:08 |
Look Mummy There's An Aeroplane Up In The Sky
You, Yes you. Stand Still laddie
If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding.
Got to keep the loonies on the path
Edited by GMercer - June 21 2007 at 23:10
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moebius
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 16 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 160
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 23:05 |
"A more commercial view, a fresher face!"
- Genesis, Down and Out
"Knick Knack Paddhywack, jump in the sack in fact, Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back"
- Mr Bungle, Squeeze me Macaroni.
"Ambugaton!!!!"
- Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Ambugaton.
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Starvsnr
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Joined: September 30 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 35
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 22:02 |
Lord of Lords, King of Kings, Has returned to lead his children home, To take them to the new Jerusalem.
Rael stands astonished doubting his sight, Struck by beauty, gripped in fright.
money, so they say is the root of all evil today ,but if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away
thats all for now
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warwick
Forum Groupie
Joined: May 23 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 65
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 21:38 |
My favourites are:
- Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends! - A flower? - What you're listening to are ... musicians performing psychodelic music under the influence of a mind-altering chemical called ... - One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces! - I get up, I get down
Actually, I started to use similar quotes at the end of each output of one program package I wrote. The user runs my program repeatedly ... the results of the computations are written to a file, and at the end of each file there is a random prog quote! With time I started to add quotes from "prog" literature. Now the difficulty that I am facing is how to write non-ASCII characters into a text file ... if I want to use a quote in French or Swedish ... :)
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Dean
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
Status: Offline
Points: 37575
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 21:33 |
The memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime. And through the window in the wall comes streaming in on sunlight wings a million bright ambassadors of morning.
Warm glow, moon gloom always need a little more room.
If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends.
Well, oh baby, my hair's on end about you...
Isn't it good to be lost in the wood, isn't it bad so quiet there, in the wood...
Honey love you, honey little, honey funny sunny morning, love you more funny love in the skyline baby.
And I stood very still by the window sill and I wondered for those I love still I cried in my mind where I stand behind the beauty of love's in her eyes...
The angels live inside me: I can feel them smile. Smash the system with the song!
There's a house with no sound; yes, it's quiet there ... there's not much point in words if there's no-one to share in time.
Death's head belt buckle --- yesterday's dreams --- the transport caf' prophet of doom. Run through graveyards on a dusty Winter day. Nothing melts in this cold but Russia on ice is burning a hole.
As we walk through the ashes I whisper your name.
I'm really scared of getting lost in real life so please stop asking me for more. You can blow out a candle but you can't blow out a fire.
Space is what I need it's what I feed on.
There's no point in direction we cannot even choose a side.
The evening trees moan as if they knew at night I always dream of you. Cross that bridge to the other side, follow your heart, you can't go wrong.
Marlins come out of the sky and they 'stand her; One my lover we’ll be they're an will sea ewe.
token non-prog:
Well, I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand.
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puma
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 15 2007
Location: Boston, MA
Status: Offline
Points: 484
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 21:24 |
me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk
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Ghandi 2
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 17 2006
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1494
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 21:17 |
schizoid_man77 wrote:
I wrote FAVIROTE wrong for the title, CRAP! |
And you just mispelled it again and improperly used an apostrophe. You would be wise not question other people's intelligence... ;-)
PS You could always use the edit button.
"The killer lives inside me; yes, I can feel him move."
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Dystopian
Forum Newbie
Joined: December 17 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 4
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 21:00 |
Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary.
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heyitsthatguy
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 17 2006
Location: Washington Hgts
Status: Offline
Points: 10094
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:56 |
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten
Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz- Mr. Bungle
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KoS
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Joined: May 17 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Status: Offline
Points: 16310
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:48 |
"Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club,
And beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,
To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here." Tool - Right in two.
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Finnforest
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 03 2007
Location: The Heartland
Status: Offline
Points: 17457
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:46 |
"you radiate cold shafts of broken glass...you're nearly a good laugh..."
"could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear mummy dear....."
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...that moment you realize you like "Mob Rules" better than "Heaven and Hell"
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Finnforest
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 03 2007
Location: The Heartland
Status: Offline
Points: 17457
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:37 |
"attention all planets of the solar federation, we have assumed control."
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...that moment you realize you like "Mob Rules" better than "Heaven and Hell"
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KeleCableII
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 30 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 275
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:31 |
By the way, which one's Pink?
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Komodo dragon
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 20 2007
Location: Serbia
Status: Offline
Points: 346
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:22 |
Well have superman for president Let robin save the day.
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andu
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 27 2006
Location: Romania
Status: Offline
Points: 3089
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 20:05 |
Fie să renască, numai cel ce har Are de-a renaşte, curăţit prin jar
Close to the edge, down by the river
You've gotta be crazy... And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I am you and what I see is me
I really don't mind if you sit this one out...
Can he fail armed with his chocolate surprise?
^ some of my favourites
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