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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:55
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers

Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat....Confused

Youre really having a ball in this thread aren't you.

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Someone else say something, so I can publicly humiliate you, please!Big smile

 

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Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody.

Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.Ermm

(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)Shocked

Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!Stern Smile
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Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody.

Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prod mental lover and tool-belt wearing freak here.

Not a sexual pervert

Too late, frankly, in view of that latest sordid confession!Shocked

I have been misquoted!!!!!!


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Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

More like a long w*nk after a very short plook, I think....Stern Smile






You're the last of the original "minute men," eh? Wink





Not so sure about being a "minute man" though
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:31
Originally posted by Damen Damen wrote:

The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 41.77%.

 

Not bad for a 17 year old I guess...

Impressive!Clap

 

And just imagine your score when you start trying it with a partner! Pinch  <"turning Jananese"

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers

Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat....Confused
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Originally posted by The Doctor The Doctor wrote:

I couldn't even finish the test.  I consider myself a huge perv.  Threeways, orgies, porn, and other such activities.  But some of the stuff on that test was just out and out gross.  Like doing it with a girl on her period.  Yuck, yuck and double yuck. 

Shocked What?! I thought it meant doing it during her free period, you know, between classes!

Embarrassed Silly me -- reduce my score accordingly.Ouch
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Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody.

Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prod mental lover and tool-belt wearing freak here.

Not a sexual pervert

Too late, frankly, in view of that latest sordid confession!Shocked
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Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody.

Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.Ermm

(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)Shocked

Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!Stern Smile


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Points: 17059 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:14
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

^ And a loving Father too 

ErmmI've heard about those kinds of priests....Dead
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Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

^ And a loving Father too 

ErmmI've heard about those kinds of priests....Dead
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody.

Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.Ermm

(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)Shocked

Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!Stern Smile
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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Points: 1381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:09

12.66%...

i need to get some more
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Originally posted by MoodsWings MoodsWings wrote:

You scored a 22.78%

I guess I'll go take that long walk off a very short plank now.


More like a long w*nk after a very short plook, I think....Stern Smile

 

 

You're the last of the original "minute men," eh? Wink
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Points: 27802 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 21:01
Originally posted by goose goose wrote:

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prog metal lover and Tool freak here.

Not a sexual pervert

I don't know which is more embarrassing, actually

Funny,Goosie...........funnnnneeeeeeeeeee.


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Points: 1068 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:56
The Extreme Sex Test
You scored a 41.77%.

 

Not bad for a 17 year old I guess...

Go...me?



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Points: 4097 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:39
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Thanks BJ...i think

But yes...i think this came up once before too. If someone was doing their MC homework

Shocked So, it only "came up" twice, then eh?

That explains the virginity, then....Wink

That and getting on for 7,000 posts?
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Points: 4097 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2005 at 20:37
Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prog metal lover and Tool freak here.

Not a sexual pervert

I don't know which is more embarrassing, actually

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