BEKSINSKI prog artist

Ed_The_Dead wrote: Well... He's not a girl isn't he?

Nieee...
To Kopernik by³a kobiet¹

Well... He's not a girl isn't he?

Publius84 wrote: I confess... I listen to dp to...

Yup... That guy called Pink Floyd is pretty old, though

Wolf, I've changed my mind (as I do at least 16 times a day). Here are the samples for "Suspended Animation"

http://www.guitar9.com/suspendedanimation.html

Just as with all Petrucci music, you have to listen to it carefully and what can I say...  the man did it again.

Did I say man? No way. I've long suspected he couldn't be an earthling, and now I've stumbled upon sufficent proof that John Petrucci is, in fact, an alien. Here it is - a user named Prodigy posted it at the John Myung forum:

Okay seriusley.



One day I went to a vulcano to check the lava out lol and therez dis shortie guy there an his like: "you will create progmetal" and Im loike "wtf I'm a jock biatch I don'ts listen to emo" and the green guy'z like "ey hold you'll listen to rush and stoff and then create a band" and Im loike "I cant even play dude" and he loike shot magic on me hands or sumthin and he wnt like "lolz noob thou are now gifted" and he gave me a wierd ass ppicasso lol guitar and he's like shred and I loike shredded my ass off, ya know? And he was like "lol you get in to berkley now biatch, there you'll meet sum duds Ill use my psycholycho powers to hook ya up withem" and I'm loike "Why should I do dis like I don't get money" and he loike said "ey dude you'll get famous and chicks lol" and he like got away in spaceship and threw me sum cds and shot some magic on me and I like felt that i like could write musik an stuff and I listened to the musik and i don't se why but i thought it rocked lol. bet it was sum magic there too ahahaha.

I like got in to berklee and there I met these duds who also met a UFO and they were like nice and stoff and then i met the alien that hooked us up whit dis record deal buTT IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!! LOL!!! LIKE PUBS LOL WE'RE PROG LOL" oh and the planet he came from wus called dream theater so we took that name too. And after the sh*tty label stoff we met the alien for the 4th time and he gave us this new singer cause our old charliie boy was like gay o sumtin so we pretended the new singer was canadian but he actually an experiment and kinda strange so we held him out much and based music on the instrument and shed loll.

Then we traded Kevmo for a new dude, also an experiment called Derek he wus cool but kinda gay LOL so then after a while and sum new albums derek got fired cause the alien caught him saying sum weird alien sh*t when he was drunk and he got zapped kaboom, so we got a real alien who called himself JoRu and we where like Jordan Rudess lol and he like shredded like me and we're a happy band now lol.




But don't tell anybody.
John Petrucci

(I got that mail. It's real.)

Freaking ace!

And btw...

"We want... A Shrubbery!!!"