Most embarrassing moments

James Lee wrote: Ever spill a drink in your lap? It's kina hard to function socially when you have what looks like a wee-wee stain on your trousers. Since I'm so maladroit, it has happened to me more than once...

Yeah, a few weeks ago, at my work. A glass of water. Lunch break was over, and I was still wet...  (I work in a shop where I sell furniture). The customers didn't say a thing.

Hi:

When I was an easrly teenager, I went twice on an Easter Porcession (this is an Spanish religious tradition, where people march alongside images of Christ and the Virgin, dressed in robes and hoods, sadly not unlike the infamous KKK uniforms) It is spmething that is done to ask God for the absolution of your sins or sins of mankind, but I did that to please my grandma. Anyway, I found it really boring, so I took my old walkman and my Dire Straits and The Human League cassettes (no prog at that age). I think it's not necessary to say this is forbidden, as this procession are serious things for those involved.

A moment came when one tape ended, and I had to change it and put another one. I waited for the penitent master to go and try to take another cassette from a hidden pocket under my robe. All this while carrying a huge candle with one arm, wax dropping in my gloves. Of course, I dropped the cassete, the walkman and my shame all at once. A young girl saw it:

Girl: 'Mum, that penitent has dropped something'

Me: 'Don't worry, I'll take it'.

Mum (to the one behind me): 'Hey, your partner has dropped something'

Me: 'Oh, my'

Etc

Of course, I never got out again on an Easter Procession.

Ewww, She didn't jump in, did she?

I remember a bonking incident at a friends house. I was staying at his house for a few days, another story...... Anyway, we had Metallica (Black Album) cranked and we were using the bathroom vanity for a height advantage and my friend walked in. The frightened woman screamed and pushed off the sink and when we fell backwards I grabbed at anything to break my fall. I reached out and snagged the shower curtain and it came down on top of us. Thankfully he did not see this as an invitation to join in and went his merry way.

AHA!!!!!!!!!

NOW I KNOW WHAT JIMS REAL NAME IS!!!

ITS,DAVID BRENT!!!!

REMIND ME NOT TO GO TO ANY OF YOUR MOTIVATIONAL LECTURES!!!

I was in Home Room my senior year. The entire class is engaged in conversation, laughing and screwing around. I was just sitting there minding my own business and the guy behind asked me something. I said "yeah" or some other one word reply, the little nun, Sister Mary Neverhaddadick, whatever, yells at me, "Mr. Bo***ski, quiet down!" The whole class is being loud and she frigging singled me out. "F**k Off!" I replied. It's funny that at that same moment that those words slipped through my full, slightly wet lips.... The class became quiet and the two words hung in the air like an Austrailian lunch room fart. I hung my head in shame. Sister Mary Neverhaddadick spun on her little dikey shoes and headed straight for the prinicipals office. 

You should have seen my mother's face when the principal told my mom the words I'd spoke.  The only cuss word I had ever heard from my mother was, "sh*t!" when she dropped something in the kitchen.   

"HANDS FULL"???...OH COME ON DANBO!!

I ONCE FARTED DURING A MATHS EXAM AT SCHOOL, AND WHEN I SAY FARTED,I MEAN...FARTED!!!,I WAS YAWNING AND STRETCHING AND ACCIDENTLY DROPPED A BOMB THAT COULD BE HEARD ALL OVER ADELAIDE

I HAD A FREIND WHO SNEEZED OUT THE BIGGEST LINE OF SNOT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE HE HAD NO HANDKERCHEIF SO HE USED HIS HANDS TO WIPE IT AWAY...EEEEEEWWWWWWW

ALSO AT SCHOOL I HAD A BIG CRUSH ON A GIRL CALLED CATHY,SHE WAS GORGEOUS I THUOGHT UNTIL ONE DAY SHE FARTED IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.......I NEVER LOOKED AT HER THE SAME WAY AGAIN!!!

AND PERHAPS THE WORST

(THANK GOODNESS THIS DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!!) ONE OF MY FREINDS CAME OUT OF A TOILET AT A PARTY SOME YEARS AGO AND AS HE WALKED TOWARDS US SOMETHING DROPPED OUT OF HIS PANTS,........IT WAS A PEICE OF .....ER...."SOILED" TOILET PAPER

WE WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES TO NOTICE