Smells Like... What?

cuncuna wrote: Chocolate syrup mixed with the musky odours of pussy juice with a few thrown in dead beetles smells like something I would never buy.

The musky odours of pussy juice smells like exactly what I was enjoying several times yesterday.

Chocolate syrup mixed with the musky odours of pussy juice with a few thrown in dead beetles smells like something I would never buy.

Heather Mills McCartney desperately trying to rescue her dignity from a pack of baying hounds unable to sate their blood-lust by throwing them another raw steak smells like my love life as I imagine it in my most kafkaesque dreams.

A discarded Monty Python sketch shot by Lars von Trier's cinematographer under the influence of outdated cough medicine smells like Heather Mills McCartney desperately trying to rescue her dignity from a pack of baying hounds unable to sate their blood-lust by throwing them another raw steak.

A vision of the profound structure of the world smells like a mountain climber unknowingly smiling at a television news camera while a Q-tip has been stuck to the climber's moustache via nose goblin glue.

The night bus from CamdenTown to Mornington Crescent at 2 pm on a Sunday morning after a party of beauty therapists on girls' night out at the Electric Ballroom smells like a refreshing breath of cool air from the mouth of a sarcastic flower girl in the front row at an outdoor jazz concert.

the penultimate act of a desperate man with no one to share his last Rollo™ with smells like Jackie Gleason's sense of self worth

Let's pretend that "what you would expect it to" smells like a wet afghan coat that had a lump of over-ripe Ardahan cheese left in the pocket. So,

A wet afghan coat that had a lump of over-ripe Ardahan cheese left in the pocket smells like Eau de Cologne mixed with the sweat of a depressed poet covered in stains of instant coffee.

This thread after it's sat out in the sun too long smells like what you would expect it to.

small polished pebbles in a mirror smell like a clamshell full of dish soap floating down a river.