Band That Angers You Most

Grand Funk Railroad

Mountain

BTO

Foghat
When I was a mere teenager and these bands first hit the music scene, I hated them. To me their sound was artificial. The nerve of Foghat trying to cover an old Chuck Berry tune and cranking up their ugly guitar sounds made me want to vomit. I grew up listening to Peter Green and Mike Bloomfield who had a beautiful distorted rock guitar sound. Foghat's guitar sound was like rum gasoline fizz. Grand Funk Railroad's was spam olivaria. Mountain was like a side order of blatter puffs and BTO was the disease of the day. Like an atrocity cookie that was pulled out of a bag by a big hairy hand. I could see the chocolate chips on it, like the bulging eyes of a blind fish......that was hit by a mack truck and left on the highway. Certain memories never go away. I held out both hands and the cookie seemed heavy and big for a cookie. But I put it in my mouth........and the wave of chocolate goodness formed up around my gums, receding like a dead sea tide.....Then came the surprise....Four tiny razor sharp tips that latched into the roofs and bottoms of my mouth. My friends were smilin".....Harder then I'd ever see them smile before or since, while my Mom stuck that bath towel in my mouth and called for that ambulance. Well, Madhorse Farms remembers. Cause we been makin' atrocity cookies for over 5 milliennium. Don't forget our cinnammon flavored razor ribbon cluster cookies. Come back to the painful memories of youth. Comeback to Madhorse Farms. And there are good. There good because there are dead. You can smell the goodness before you choke on it. That's because Madhorse Farms remembers the plaque of Athens. Even if you don't.  

 

I could mention bands like U2, Rem and so on but luckily since I dont work in a place with comercial radio blasted out the entrie days, they are dead to me

Bono seem to be comming back as a ghost though