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    Posted: March 31 2010 at 19:27
Give up. Turn to drink. Would hopefully pass out before being devoured.
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Originally posted by Crimson Animals Crimson Animals wrote:

I know how to deal with Zombieland zombies. That's about it. I would:

Wonder why the hell my parents aren't home. Run into the garage. Learn to drive. Take a car (if there is one). If not, then grab some garden tools and start running and swinging the tools like a madman. Find a car. Learn to drive. Drive away. Find someplace with guns (I live in Georgia, shouldn't be too hard). Take guns. Save girl I like if she's still alive. Kill every zombie I see. Find someplace not infested with zombies. If not possible then get out of the US, because knowing the government, they will bomb everything.

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I know how to deal with Zombieland zombies. That's about it. I would:

Wonder why the hell my parents aren't home. Run into the garage. Learn to drive. Take a car (if there is one). If not, then grab some garden tools and start running and swinging the tools like a madman. Find a car. Learn to drive. Drive away. Find someplace with guns (I live in Georgia, shouldn't be too hard). Take guns. Save girl I like if she's still alive. Kill every zombie I see. Find someplace not infested with zombies. If not possible then get out of the US, because knowing the government, they will bomb everything.

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I honestly think that zombies wouldn't be so dangerous if we are talking about slow, idiotic and old fashioned ones. you can get rid of them easily by running away or even with normal walking speed if you are in an open area like streets. but I cannot say anything about 28 days&weeks later kinda zombies, you have almost no chance to survive with them.
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Also found this website.

Could prove to be pretty useful/less!
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As performed by the Mahazombievishnu Orchestra. Tongue
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Buy it and World War Z.
It's a good, fun read.
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Originally posted by KoS KoS wrote:

read this:



Ye know, I am actually tempted to buy that

Could be an entertaining read.
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Originally posted by June June wrote:

Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:



I'll run for my car, drive until there's a place with less or no zombies, and break into houses (hopefully unoccupied at the time), until I find one with a gun. (Protip: any gun retail outlets will either be empty or guarded by their owners/worker who will shoot your dick off as soon as you walk in the door.) I'll probably just keep driving until I can't find any gas at stations anymore. I'll make my way to Washington state or Canada, where it's colder and more remote. Maybe hunker down and see how long I can survive.




See, I'm thinking driving into the US would be safer, since you guys have guns all over the place (apparently) Tongue

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Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:



I'll run for my car, drive until there's a place with less or no zombies, and break into houses (hopefully unoccupied at the time), until I find one with a gun. (Protip: any gun retail outlets will either be empty or guarded by their owners/worker who will shoot your dick off as soon as you walk in the door.) I'll probably just keep driving until I can't find any gas at stations anymore. I'll make my way to Washington state or Canada, where it's colder and more remote. Maybe hunker down and see how long I can survive.




See, I'm thinking driving into the US would be safer, since you guys have guns all over the place (apparently) Tongue
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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by (De)progressive (De)progressive wrote:

I'd use my back door to get of here after having my important items and stuff such as money, cellphone, light, map, Ipod(lol) etc. (if I have a gun that too of course) if there is a car (a proper one) I drive until I get too tired to do so or I ran out of gas after getting some food and water supplies from a market (from an abandoned one). I'd find a way to arm myself with powerful weapons such as automatic rifles and grenades. I'd find a safehouse (if possible with one enterence) and make a camp there. Then I wait until they come or they die from hunger.


Isn't that a fire hazard?  Geek



You have to get over 3000 square feet before you need two exits. LOL 
The doors don't have to swing out until you get over 5000 square feet.


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Originally posted by (De)progressive (De)progressive wrote:

I'd use my back door to get of here after having my important items and stuff such as money, cellphone, light, map, Ipod(lol) etc. (if I have a gun that too of course) if there is a car (a proper one) I drive until I get too tired to do so or I ran out of gas after getting some food and water supplies from a market (from an abandoned one). I'd find a way to arm myself with powerful weapons such as automatic rifles and grenades. I'd find a safehouse (if possible with one enterence) and make a camp there. Then I wait until they come or they die from hunger.


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Originally posted by (De)progressive (De)progressive wrote:

I'd use my back door to get of here after having my important items and stuff such as money, cellphone, light, map, Ipod(lol) etc. (if I have a gun that too of course) if there is a car (a proper one) I drive until I get too tired to do so or I ran out of gas after getting some food and water supplies from a market (from an abandoned one). I'd find a way to arm myself with powerful weapons such as automatic rifles and grenades. I'd find a safehouse (if possible with one enterence) and make a camp there. Then I wait until they come or they die from hunger.

Gotta admire someone who has a good plan. Big smile
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I'd use my back door to get of here after having my important items and stuff such as money, cellphone, light, map, Ipod(lol) etc. (if I have a gun that too of course) if there is a car (a proper one) I drive until I get too tired to do so or I ran out of gas after getting some food and water supplies from a market (from an abandoned one). I'd find a way to arm myself with powerful weapons such as automatic rifles and grenades. I'd find a safehouse (if possible with one enterence) and make a camp there. Then I wait until they come or they die from hunger.
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Are we assuming that the zombies are classic zombies? IE, slow and wanting brains?


I'm thinking Night of the Living Dead kind of zombies, but if you wanna attempt surviving an onslaught of 28 Days Later zombies then be my guest

Ignore my first plan of action. It's no fun, and if I say fall off the roof and die, then that'll be going like a pussy. Nah, I think just grab a baseball bat and a couple of knives and just go nuts, maybe the car idea also.

If they were runners, then I'd probably hide somewhere
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I'd go into panic start breaking windows robbing TVs VCRs & stereos setting buildings on fire & raping innocent girls.
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

IE, slow and wanting brains?


Initially I thought that IE stood for Internet Explorer.  Then I thought, yeah, that's probably right!  LOL
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Are we assuming that the zombies are classic zombies? IE, slow and wanting brains?
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