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Man With Hat 
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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 Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:45 |
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I have the golden toilet. It does get a bit cold in the winter.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:47 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Don't fly that plane into a building too. |
My wood planer is an antique I bought secretly from an elderly kung fu master. |
Mr. Fugumamita? |
Well, yes, not to be confused with Mt. Midoriyama.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:49 |
Agreed. He doesn't paint me as a water lily anymore.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 22:50 |
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If you sharpen all your silver crayons, they can be used to kill werewolves.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 23:00 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Agreed. He doesn't paint me as a water lily anymore. |
He still makes those wonderful spice racks though.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 66013
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 23:57 |
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In this month's issue of CamelToe Observer ;
- Visible Pantylines of the Alaskan Inuit
- Best Places to Catch Some 'Toe
- Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting Talks Lingerie for the Well-Endowed Woman
- Tats, Tights, and Tarts: The Women of LBJ
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 10 2015 at 23:57 |
The gnu just went off officer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 00:28 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 00:31 |
Unusual fortune cookie messages #209: "Violence Erupts From Within A Horse Rectum."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 66013
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 02:21 |
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The Racism of Ray Sizzum
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:34 |
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Eating and pooping at the same time is a sign of a tight schedule or an interesting hobby.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:38 |
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Darren objects to Lucy's foam. Lucy attacks Darren with a vacuum cleaner. Darren initiates a flatulence defense. Lucy sneezes on Darren with a mouth full of cat turds. Somewhere in Idaho, Eddie is pleased to have found a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Big Mac.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:39 |
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Debugging gets difficult when you have frightened subroutines.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:40 |
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100 sausage sandwiches may cause an untidy birth.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:42 |
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A tiger in a clumsy disco is the same as a train in a public swimming pool.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54163
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 07:45 |
Another mess to clean up for Harold, or Benjamin, or unpeppered pants, or the dog.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 10:01 |
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My garden I s full of bumps.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 16:29 |
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Could I drown before I eat another barvarian buttercream?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 18:09 |
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I don't think I understand the sandwich.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 11 2015 at 23:18 |
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Why even wear pants?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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