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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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 Posted: September 29 2015 at 10:03 |
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That's a large hole you have, Mrs. Gilroy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54094
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 11:50 |
 VOTOMS wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
When your farts smell like a bicycle chain, it might be time to re-evaluate what you're storing inside your intestines. |
At least you went blind after trying to peep through the glory hole. |
On the other side was Al Schacht and Nick Altrock. They were sniffing soft pretzels.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 54094
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 11:52 |
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Speaking of soft pretzels, who here likes to mimic a six-pack of tube socks?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67475
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 13:17 |
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Click here to unlock your full potential!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 13:54 |
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I thought I recognized the black woman in your closet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 14:50 |
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Ignore the time stream stemming from my anus, and just drop the well into the center of St. Petersburg.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 18:02 |
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Rejected slogans for toothpaste #28: Bland like a footjob
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 18:52 |
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I'd find you so much more appealing if I could dip you in gravy.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 19:11 |
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Born into white privilege means you can't park your own Mercedes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 19:16 |
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If I were stranded in the desert with no clothes, I would get water by burning hydrogen.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 22:35 |
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Lets get nude to start off this wine tasting.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7951
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Posted: September 29 2015 at 23:44 |
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Get that magnet away from me, or I swear I'll scream.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 00:12 |
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Ice cream is really calves liver.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65991
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 00:28 |
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In this month's issue of Synthetic Vagina User ;
- Lust, Latex, and Lavender: Treating Yourself Right
- The Rise and Fall of Arti-Vadge
- Joe Perry's Secrets of Tour Bus Satisfaction
- Making Lube at Home
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65991
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 00:29 |
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Just Because I Like Fresh Flowers Doesn't Mean I'm Gay (or Straight): Asexuality in Contemporary Culture
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 00:41 |
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Joe builds a river in his mind's eye.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 00:43 |
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Bathing in the light of angelic torture.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 01:00 |
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #773: "Cookies can break your anus."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 03:01 |
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They just sliped off officer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65991
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 04:32 |
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Needles & Buds: The Arborist's Guide to Drug Addiction
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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