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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 19 2018 at 20:22
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Some millennials aren’t saving for retirement because they don’t think capitalism will exist by then

one can only hope 
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I have saved for retirement...which is a sure sign that I will die at my desk.
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Some millennials aren’t saving for retirement because they don’t think capitalism will exist by then
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Who here makes the prettiest poops? 

Like when they come out they're already wearing bows and smell like flowers?
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It sounds Mastodon flavoured.
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Chris,  Have you heard the Legend of the Seagullmen?  Danny Carey from Tool and Brent Hinds from Mastodon team up.  I listened to it this morning and it was actually pretty good.
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me
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this is pretty good


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Who here makes the prettiest poops? 
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^ that's the right face to make.
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^ ;O
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^ you should try to suck it off.
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Anyone good with pets?

I think my dog might be gay but I'm not a vet (and I can't afford one) so I'm not sure. Anyway my suspicions were aroused firstly when I peed on my dog and it didn't react negatively? Like it seemed like it didn't mind me peeing on it? And that's pretty gay because im a man and my dog is also a man dog so that's gay. If anyone could please clear this up for me that would be appreciated.
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Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

fingering potatoes 
That's illegal in many cultures
 
such a simple minded race we are.
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That is how they came up with the name Ore Ida.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

fingering potatoes 
That's illegal in many cultures
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

There are about 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in your body. All are billions of years old. At the deepest level, you are the universe in human form.

that explains why the universe is such sh*t then. 
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;Ooooo

that explains a lot
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so two humans are two universes?
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There are about 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in your body. All are billions of years old. At the deepest level, you are the universe in human form.
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