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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: July 17 2021 at 04:03 |
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #3: "Go Forth And Ejaculate On Yams"
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 17 2021 at 03:50 |
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There can only be trouble in the riverlands.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 17 2021 at 03:15 |
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Uruguayan cannibalism is really the best one.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 17 2021 at 03:13 |
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55 people were caught by the neck and left out in the sun.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 17 2021 at 03:12 |
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I"m going to try to water it from below the station.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 17 2021 at 03:10 |
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Something tells me there's flan.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 19:16 |
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Lotus? I thought you said take grandma to the axe throwing range.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 19:02 |
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My mouth is filled with eggs.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 18:33 |
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You are allowed to say "poop" in commercials now.
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 18:31 |
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That's worse than finding The Beach Boys in a nudist colony.
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TCat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 18:29 |
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If you find two tin cans, I can make the drum solo 15 minutes longer
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 15:46 |
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Carry me to Chicago.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 15:30 |
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I've soiled the Egyptian cotton again
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 14:31 |
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An empire of nose hairs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 14:31 |
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I am the sink and I am the last macaroni and cheese to travel on I-95.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 14:30 |
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Bathrooms would be more interesting if they were convertibles.
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 14:29 |
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I found all of Jupiter's moons in my pillowcase. No wonder I didn't sleep well last night.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 13:34 |
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Overcoat me while the royal family watches.
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 10:23 |
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Amazing how religion only works when it's tax exempt.
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Posted: July 16 2021 at 10:21 |
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I found God but I lost him behind the stove.
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