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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Your life is different now and it's never going to be the same as it was.

yes...you dont need me to remind me Ouch
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I’ve forgotten how to have hands and feet. I hope I never lose them because I’ve totally forgotten how I got them.

Same goes
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And indeed
My knees
Did they come in threes?
Did they grow on trees?

To avoid losing your hands and feet, several religious texts recommend practicing skydiving 6 days a week. 
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I’ve forgotten how to have hands and feet. I hope I never lose them because I’ve totally forgotten how I got them.

Same goes
For my nose
And indeed
My knees
Did they come in threes?
Did they grow on trees?
My other avatar is a Porsche

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I saw of vision of St. Augustine playing a cello naked. Every time he would hit a low C, several donuts were delivered to Manassas. 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Learning about history has become pretty popular over the years. People have been studying the subject their entire lives. From legends about George Washington to historical Egyptian mummies, everyone loves knowing something about the past, regardless what the topic may be.

It’s hard knowing whether or not the historical information that is being told to us is actually true. We’d like to think that the people who are telling us these historical facts know what they are talking about and aren’t making stuff up.

But is there really a way to tell if historical events actually happened? I mean, historians weren’t there when the events took place, right? 

do you have 17 oranges, a pick axe, a seven of diamonds, the belgian constitution, two radial tires, and a sinus headache? 
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Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

History is written by the victors. Victor Hugo, for example.

It does feel like we are living in a Victor Hugo novel. 
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I’d rather have a cat in my lap than a latte in my cap.
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History is written by the victors. Victor Hugo, for example.
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Learning about history has become pretty popular over the years. People have been studying the subject their entire lives. From legends about George Washington to historical Egyptian mummies, everyone loves knowing something about the past, regardless what the topic may be.

It’s hard knowing whether or not the historical information that is being told to us is actually true. We’d like to think that the people who are telling us these historical facts know what they are talking about and aren’t making stuff up.

But is there really a way to tell if historical events actually happened? I mean, historians weren’t there when the events took place, right? 
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Start off slow and then become a block of momentum. 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Out here living my best life

how do i get my best life, qm
we will get back to you on that

disappointment haunts my dreams 
we are currently experiencing some issues

boy are we. Ouch
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All these earthly struggles that occur are no accident.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

My reputation as a geologist is nonexistent. 

get more phosphorus in your diet 

I've got a rack pack of unibrows.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Out here living my best life

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its getting soggy in here
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get me out of this prison garden
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

My reputation as a geologist is nonexistent. 

get more phosphorus in your diet 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Out here living my best life

how do i get my best life, qm
we will get back to you on that

disappointment haunts my dreams 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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