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The diet toilet expects less contributions.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

The diet toilet expects less contributions.

Otherwise known as a fool's errand. 
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There are men here. 
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I have slept.
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I hate it when farts follow me into a meeting room full of people.
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One or two ordinary lessons of the Hatha Yogis are very useful. For instance, some of you will find it a good thing for headaches to drink cold water through the nose as soon as you get up; the whole day your brain will be nice and cool, and you will never catch cold.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

One or two ordinary lessons of the Hatha Yogis are very useful. For instance, some of you will find it a good thing for headaches to drink cold water through the nose as soon as you get up; the whole day your brain will be nice and cool, and you will never catch cold.

what if I drown? 
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so many clarinets. 
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What everyone needs is a good vasectomy. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

What everyone needs is a good vasectomy. 

Followed by an enema, a colonoscopy, and a pumpkin pie.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

What everyone needs is a good vasectomy. 

Followed by an enema, a colonoscopy, and a pumpkin pie.

Thankfully I have a weekly enema regiment. 
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Always fools. 
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Step out of the vehicle, sir.
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Step out of the vehicle, sir.

what if I am permanently attached to the vehicle? 
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Make juice. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Step out of the vehicle, sir.

what if I am permanently attached to the vehicle? 
that sounds so American that you are free to go.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Step out of the vehicle, sir.

what if I am permanently attached to the vehicle? 
that sounds so American that you are free to go.

this is true american justice ClapClap
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Nothing can measure as a wholesome meal than a cod.
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Nothing can measure as a wholesome meal than a cod.

cash on delivery is not an accepted form of payment 
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