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progaardvark 
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 Posted: November 07 2023 at 15:26 |
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How many Mississippis are inside a bag of chocolate chip cookies?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 07 2023 at 15:26 |
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All I want for Christmas is an industrial-strength plunger and a big bag of soap bubbles.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 08 2023 at 15:09 |
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You can be a truck of chocolates.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 08 2023 at 15:09 |
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I ate a mop.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 12 2023 at 13:26 |
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We only howl at Sunoco signs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 12 2023 at 13:27 |
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My nose is rusty and every 30 minutes it eats a curb.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 09:33 |
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This is the pickup truck where spelling ceases to exist.
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 09:34 |
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You know, I went through several hundred reincarnations as a sofa.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 12:52 |
I wanted to follow up on this post of mine. See what I did there.
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 14:51 |
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I added vegetable stock to my soup so that it doesn't get too stupid.
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 20:23 |
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Buying and Selling Vintage Grain Scales
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: November 15 2023 at 15:20 |
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Trigonometry riddles cheer me up.
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Posted: November 15 2023 at 15:21 |
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I now understand why they use a baseball in baseball games.
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Posted: November 15 2023 at 19:06 |
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Shivs, Shanks, and Shucks: Russian Prison Knives and the Men Who Make Them
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: November 16 2023 at 09:01 |
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My couch is in various stages of urination.
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Posted: November 16 2023 at 09:03 |
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Some deodorants are only here for the planets.
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Posted: November 19 2023 at 14:11 |
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I can't walk by pancakes without eating a pair of sneakers.
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Posted: November 19 2023 at 14:11 |
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Sometimes these things are just picnic tables.
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Posted: November 20 2023 at 19:22 |
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Cherry Pickins' & Prairie Chickens: Eating Wild in the North American Plains
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: November 21 2023 at 05:35 |
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Branded as an ironing board, I could no longer sell plastic bags to the buildings.
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