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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: September 17 2019 at 19:33 |
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A dogman eating a sandwich of holographic pornography
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 18 2019 at 06:10 |
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Given choices between bread and stalactites of wearing my shirts inside out and upside down at the same time.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 18 2019 at 13:26 |
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A short story about the childhood of jesus Christ of making muffins backwards
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 19 2019 at 06:14 |
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A nose filled with tissues of sitting in a barrel of mashed potatoes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 19 2019 at 10:45 |
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A I'm trying to find the answer on the internet of there goes another man to the gallows for showing his penis to a dead woman
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Odvin Draoi
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Posted: September 20 2019 at 15:10 |
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An obligement of a real progger: Sounding cool with always saying that prog and progressive are not necessarily the same thing. Or else saying things to confuse others, like below:
An obligement of prog: to sound prog, even if you fail to progress; or to sound progressed, even if you don't sound prog. "that is the question", this is the answer. WouldIwas Shookspewere Edited by Odvin Draoi - September 20 2019 at 15:22 |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 20 2019 at 16:34 |
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A violent assault of things I keep in a cupboard for a rainy day
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Odvin Draoi
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Posted: September 21 2019 at 08:45 |
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To understand and internalize that there are no golden rules. There are just rhodium rules bejeweled with blue diamonds.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 21 2019 at 11:36 |
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A hilltop covered in dead bodies of thinking about how to solve space travel
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 23 2019 at 00:44 |
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A sausage mistake of throwing away everything you love because you thought it would make your happy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 23 2019 at 08:02 |
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A general equation on the physics of farting into the toilet tank because it sounds deeper.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 23 2019 at 14:18 |
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A being a black man in the 1960s south of touching the fruit before it's ripe enough to eat
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 24 2019 at 05:58 |
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A creation/production credits note of wearing a toilet seat through customs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Odvin Draoi
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Posted: September 24 2019 at 13:08 |
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To answer the question: "An obligement of prog, or an obligement of progression?" (that is the question).
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 24 2019 at 13:49 |
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A diphtheria outbreak of having people over for dinner but forgetting to get enough ice for three hours
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 25 2019 at 06:19 |
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A scale note for graphic material of unrolling every roll of toilet paper in all the Walmarts of America.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 25 2019 at 13:12 |
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A hard count of things you shouldn't put into your anus but feel compelled to to be allowed to live in polite society
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 26 2019 at 06:21 |
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A case file characteristics note of rolling down the steps with a maximum capacity hamper.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 26 2019 at 12:41 |
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A buttered scone with a harder than average outer crust of dropping it hard and complete
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 30 2019 at 11:39 |
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A constituent unit entry of sticking a fork in every cushion to release the furniture air.
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