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Points: 3196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:06
I walked into a door and fell on my head. However, the door kindly gave me a hand back up, and since then, we've been very close friends.
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You've gotta get in to get ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUouuuuuuuuuut.
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Points: 66012 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2009 at 18:30
It was known as the King of desk lamps, but the general consensus was that it was a Duke at best.
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Points: 67479 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 15:55
With a swift move Jonathan put a steak through her heart.
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After that fatefull google search, I was never the same...
There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 20:28
Oh to be a sea cucumber!
 
Such a cruel world...not right to not be a sea cucumber.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 66012 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 20:51
It took little time for the mayonnaise Albert used to paint the living room to take on an odor not unlike that of an infected toe.

 
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Points: 166183 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 22:25
It's a pun.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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sturgeon, wrymouth, freshwater herring, grouper, goldeye, ling cod, marlin, redfin perch
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Points: 67479 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:29
And may I add:
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Points: 12294 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2009 at 03:32
I heard that someone was looking for a roadie for the summer?

Hell, I don't know sh*t about whatever a roadie does, but i'll stand round the backstage looking authoritative and asking all the groupies to get 'nother beer, thanks.
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I wouldn't want that wrinkled old man to touch me.
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Her lips quivered with an uncontrollable spasm of excitement and her heart raced like an athlete's.  She'd been tempted before, but not like this.  This was new.  And it was dangerous.

 
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Stop reading Mills and Boon, eat an apple, laugh.
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It was as if he had more than two hands, her body a souzaphone of delights, one more heightened than the last.  Twisting together like old vines on a tree they made love into the early hours of the morning, growing numb with their unbridled affections.
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The moon hung above me like a sickly eye and the mud kept pouring down upon my bruised body. It was time for tea.
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By the power of goat herding, be healed!
There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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Don't let the beard in the room!
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When I grow up, I want to be Lady Gaga!
There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
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My God, it's full of cashews.
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