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progaardvark 
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 Posted: March 19 2025 at 06:28 |
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Inside my pocket is a map of my pocket.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 18 2025 at 12:18 |
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I was sitting on a toilet during the last earthquake, so don't tell me about salt shakers.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 18 2025 at 12:17 |
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I like writing on crusty paper. Put the chewing gum into the dough maker.
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Syzygy
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Posted: March 18 2025 at 01:49 |
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You can pour sump oil all over this shirt, but you'll ruin it.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 17 2025 at 09:24 |
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I miss the poop crater. I wasn't there when the pooping began.
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 17 2025 at 09:23 |
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Extraterrestrials are shy about talking to us because the surface of the Earth is covered with socks only visible in the infrared.
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Syzygy
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Posted: March 17 2025 at 05:55 |
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It was never going to work out. He was deciduous, she was igneous.
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'Like so many of you
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ThyroidGlands
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Posted: March 16 2025 at 13:22 |
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Qué boludo que sos
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You don't know nothin'
You don't know nothin' about You don't know nothin' You don't know nothin' at all |
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Syzygy
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Posted: March 16 2025 at 12:48 |
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I don't know how I am expected to complete this with croissants in my ears.
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'Like so many of you
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 16 2025 at 11:16 |
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Bananananananananananana... Banananananananananana... Excuse me, you're banana is ringing.
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Posted: March 16 2025 at 11:15 |
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I just had two encounters with a hamper.
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Syzygy
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Posted: March 15 2025 at 11:52 |
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Take 2 steps to the right and hold steady.
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 12 2025 at 06:51 |
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Thanks for sending me this azimuth!
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Posted: March 12 2025 at 06:50 |
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I was taken aback when she called me a nonrelativistic particle of mass.
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 10 2025 at 14:32 |
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On taco night we ate the hassock.
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Posted: March 10 2025 at 14:31 |
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I'm making a film about the journey corn takes through the digestive system.
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Posted: March 06 2025 at 16:07 |
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I was voted the best substitute teacher for my impromptu farting contests.
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Posted: March 06 2025 at 16:06 |
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Batman is grading the multiple-choice quizzes.
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Posted: March 05 2025 at 04:30 |
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We were hoping for 10,000 toilets to volunteer.
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Posted: March 05 2025 at 04:29 |
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That's an elegant box of coordinates you have there.
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