"Great" Albums that You Can't Stomach

I remember my Dad doing a fart that lingered for 15 minutes. Even opening the windows didn't work. Fortunately I don't believe I inherited that gene. That doesn't mean I don't do them; they just don't linger for that long.

Unless you're taking magnesium sulfate, I cannot imagine any music, no matter how bad, would result in immediate diarrhea. I suppose it could lead to it if it was stressful, but who would keep listening to it if it caused such stress? An easier way to get diarrhea would be to eat an entire box of pop tarts or an entire cannister of nuts. Sure, lots of fun at first, but the next day you're glad someone had the sense to invent the toilet.

But, back on topic. "Can't stomach" seems like a strong phrase to use. I don't think I would ever use that phrase for music I don't like. Dislike or "don't get" or "not my cup of tea" seem more apropos. Even for cookie monster vocals.

Grumpyprogfan wrote: ^No need to apologize. FYI there was a recent scientific study that showed marijuana is a powerful anti-inflammatory medicine. Better than Ibuprofen. My stool is fine by the way. Cristi... Thanks for defending me.

My favorite band is Stool Sample however their last album was a real stinker.

Edited by siLLy puPPy - April 19 2025 at 18:02

Hrychu wrote: we'd rather you'd leave it. Yeah. That was absolutely pointless and kinda embarrassing. ^No need to apologize. FYI there was a recent scientific study that showed marijuana is a powerful anti-inflammatory medicine. Better than Ibuprofen. Very interesting. Thx for the trivia. You learn stuff everyday. :) Also, thank you Cristi for pointing out my unnecessary poor sarcasm and infantile wording.

BTW

Grumpyprogfan wrote: Cristi... Thanks for defending me.

Hrychu wrote: Anyways, my vent got pretty autistic and moronic sounding at this point. So, whatever. Take it or leave it.

we'd rather you'd leave it.

Hrychu wrote: And then you came to accuse Grumpy of being a drinker and a stoner. Accuse? Nope. A lot of my friends consume booze and weed on a regular basis. The problem I have is using the symptoms of bad substance tolerance as a strawman to talk sh-1t about The Flower Kings, the Beatles or any other band you don't like. But that's just me. Anyways, my vent got pretty autistic and moronic sounding at this point. So, whatever. Take it or leave it.

Still a personal attack.
Also now we're not allowed to criticize bands?! For better or for worse?!

And then you came to accuse Grumpy of being a drinker and a stoner.

Accuse? Nope. A lot of my friends consume booze and weed on a regular basis. The problem I have is using the symptoms of bad substance tolerance as a strawman to talk sh-1t about The Flower Kings, the Beatles or any other band you don't like.

But that's just me.

Anyways, my vent got pretty autistic and moronic sounding at this point. So, whatever. Take it or leave it.

Edited by Hrychu - April 19 2025 at 06:40

It's not uncommon for grumpy prog people past age 70 that their pancreas isn't as good as new anymore. But one thing that I wont' advise is putting the blame on music you dont't like. It's not like Roine Stolt personally came through the speakers and convinced GPF not to take care of his health, right?

Cristi wrote: Hrychu wrote: I get diarrhea and a urge to hurl when I hear The Flower Kings I think the problem lies not in The Flower Kings, but rather your diet, GPF. ;) Judging by your posts there, I'd recommend you quit drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Maybe don't do personal attacks.

he can't help himself

https://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=133879&KW=jerk

Edited by Sean Trane - April 19 2025 at 05:19

I get diarrhea and a urge to hurl when I hear The Flower Kings

I think the problem lies not in The Flower Kings, but rather your diet, GPF. ;)
Judging by your posts there, I'd recommend you quit drinking alcohol and smoking weed.

Edited by Hrychu - April 19 2025 at 02:33