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TheProgtologist 
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: May 23 2005
Location: Baltimore,Md US
Status: Offline
Points: 27802
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 Posted: October 03 2005 at 21:01 |
Funny,Goosie...........funnnnneeeeeeeeeee.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:00 |
 MoodsWings wrote:
You scored a 22.78%
I guess I'll go take that long walk off a very short plank now.
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More like a long w*nk after a very short plook, I think....
You're the last of the original "minute men," eh? 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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BePinkTheater
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 01 2005
Status: Offline
Points: 1381
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:09 |
12.66%...
i need to get some more
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I can strangle a canary in a tin can and it would be really original, but that wouldn't save it from sounding like utter sh*t.
-Stone Beard
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:11 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. |
Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.
(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)
Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:13 |
TheProgtologist wrote:
King of Loss wrote:
^ And a loving Father too  |
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I've heard about those kinds of priests....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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King of Loss
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 21 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Status: Offline
Points: 17053
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:14 |
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TheProgtologist
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: May 23 2005
Location: Baltimore,Md US
Status: Offline
Points: 27802
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:16 |
Peter wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. |
Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.
(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)
Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:17 |
TheProgtologist wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. |
Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prod mental lover and tool-belt wearing freak here.
Not a sexual pervert
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Too late, frankly, in view of that latest sordid confession!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:22 |
The Doctor wrote:
I couldn't even finish the test. I consider myself a huge perv. Threeways, orgies, porn, and other such activities. But some of the stuff on that test was just out and out gross. Like doing it with a girl on her period. Yuck, yuck and double yuck. |
What?! I thought it meant doing it during her free period, you know, between classes!
 Silly me -- reduce my score accordingly.
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:25 |
Man With Hat wrote:
I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers
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Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:31 |
Damen wrote:
The Extreme Sex Test
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You scored a 41.77%.
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Not bad for a 17 year old I guess...
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Impressive!
And just imagine your score when you start trying it with a partner!  <"turning Jananese"
Edited by Peter
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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MoodsWings
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 04 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 106
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:31 |
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TheProgtologist
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: May 23 2005
Location: Baltimore,Md US
Status: Offline
Points: 27802
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:34 |
Peter wrote:
TheProgtologist wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. |
Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the prod mental lover and tool-belt wearing freak here.
Not a sexual pervert
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Too late, frankly, in view of that latest sordid confession!
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I have been misquoted!!!!!!
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kingofbizzare
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 09 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 520
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:41 |
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Cygnus X-2
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
Status: Offline
Points: 21342
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:44 |
Peter wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
You certainly opened a can of worms, Jody. |
Actually, the use of legless invertabrates to enhance pleasure was not covered in the test, else that priapic prince Don Juan d'Procto would have doubtlessly scored even higher.
(As it is, I'm surprised he finds time toeven log on here.)
Just keep both hands on the keyboard where we can see them, Casanova!
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:54 |
Someone else say something, so I can publicly humiliate you, please!
A-heh! 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 22:55 |
Peter wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
I know someone who actually did that...and you all know it wasnt me, so dont go pointing fingers
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Er, it's not their fingers you should be worried about, Man With Cat....
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Youre really having a ball in this thread aren't you.
(c'mon i left this one open to your jokes )
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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bertburt
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 12 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 142
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:01 |
Peter wrote:
Someone else say something, so I can publicly humiliate you, please!
A-heh!
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OK, I'll bite........
My score would've been higher if they asked a question about blumpkin.
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Peter
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 9669
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:02 |
TheProngtologist wrote:
Don't I know it.I wanna be known as the metal prong lover and tool-shed haunting freak here.
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I have been misquoted!!!!!!
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Sorry -- like MWH's poor cat, it's fixed now.
Don't know that it's much better, though....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: October 03 2005 at 23:03 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Virgins really should not answer this |
i kinda took the test and got a 1.52% 
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