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A mile-wide asteroid passed by Earth on the 28th of May at a distance about 10 times that of the space between the Earth and the moon.

The asteroid, known as asteroid 7335 (1989 JA), is comparable in size to Mount Everest, or four times the size of the Empire State Building for the Americans, and is the largest yet to pass by our planet in 2022.

what can I do to assist an asteroid into actually hitting earth and destroying all of its current inhabitants? 
when you walk barefoot, free electrons are transferred from the earth into your body, and this grounding effect is one of the most potent antioxidants we know of

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im going to go harvest all the antioxidants i can with the hopes of attracting asteroids and various other space detritus to destroy the earth with
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A mile-wide asteroid passed by Earth on the 28th of May at a distance about 10 times that of the space between the Earth and the moon.

The asteroid, known as asteroid 7335 (1989 JA), is comparable in size to Mount Everest, or four times the size of the Empire State Building for the Americans, and is the largest yet to pass by our planet in 2022.

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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A mile-wide asteroid passed by Earth on the 28th of May at a distance about 10 times that of the space between the Earth and the moon.

The asteroid, known as asteroid 7335 (1989 JA), is comparable in size to Mount Everest, or four times the size of the Empire State Building for the Americans, and is the largest yet to pass by our planet in 2022.

what can I do to assist an asteroid into actually hitting earth and destroying all of its current inhabitants? 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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I'm super happy to be here.

you need to prove it to me. 
I have always been fascinated by carnival rides. It amazes me that average, ordinary people eagerly trade in the serenity of the ground for the chance to be tossed through the air like vegetables in a food processor. It amazes me that at some time in history someone thought that people would enjoy this, and that person invented what must have been the first of these terrifying machines. For me, it is precisely the thrill and excitement of having survived the ride that keeps me coming back for more.

so you crave death? 
daeth is excessive in fnifnialnld

that's what you would like for me to believe 
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A mile-wide asteroid passed by Earth on the 28th of May at a distance about 10 times that of the space between the Earth and the moon.

The asteroid, known as asteroid 7335 (1989 JA), is comparable in size to Mount Everest, or four times the size of the Empire State Building for the Americans, and is the largest yet to pass by our planet in 2022.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I'm super happy to be here.

you need to prove it to me. 
I have always been fascinated by carnival rides. It amazes me that average, ordinary people eagerly trade in the serenity of the ground for the chance to be tossed through the air like vegetables in a food processor. It amazes me that at some time in history someone thought that people would enjoy this, and that person invented what must have been the first of these terrifying machines. For me, it is precisely the thrill and excitement of having survived the ride that keeps me coming back for more.

so you crave death? 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I'm super happy to be here.

you need to prove it to me. 
I have always been fascinated by carnival rides. It amazes me that average, ordinary people eagerly trade in the serenity of the ground for the chance to be tossed through the air like vegetables in a food processor. It amazes me that at some time in history someone thought that people would enjoy this, and that person invented what must have been the first of these terrifying machines. For me, it is precisely the thrill and excitement of having survived the ride that keeps me coming back for more.

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I'm super happy to be here.

you need to prove it to me. 
I have always been fascinated by carnival rides. It amazes me that average, ordinary people eagerly trade in the serenity of the ground for the chance to be tossed through the air like vegetables in a food processor. It amazes me that at some time in history someone thought that people would enjoy this, and that person invented what must have been the first of these terrifying machines. For me, it is precisely the thrill and excitement of having survived the ride that keeps me coming back for more.
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I can stop pissing anytime I like. 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I'm super happy to be here.

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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I'm eating my pants.

The photographs gave me whiplash. 
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I see that I'm now an eighth of a judge with a yawn cake before me. Olives are rolling down the steps.
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only people with a****les 
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We are all powerful cosmic beings

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