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 Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:28 |
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Inject yourself with mustard. It won't help anything but what can it hurt?
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:27 |
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Gravy drenched armpit hair is currently required to self-isolate due to dangerous moisture levels.
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:24 |
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Spiritually reawaken thyself because Jesus wants you to take the wheel for a change.
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TCat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:22 |
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Jesus loves your cat but he thinks you're a bore.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:19 |
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Buddha, put down the fork for a minute.... jeez
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:18 |
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Let there be nouns
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:16 |
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In Every Dog House a Cat Flap
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 03:34 |
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Getting it in the bum? Call 1-976-804-9929 and lose all sense of self before the new dawn awakens the spirits of the past inside of you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 03:07 |
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That's why we needed you to be here by 2:00PM.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 23:07 |
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Can we figure out why the pancakes are always three inches too thick?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 22:54 |
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I came down and find my Jesus inside the portal guns.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 18:53 |
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If it is to be, it is up to pi.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 16:55 |
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Kill yourself for ham slices.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 16:53 |
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Send me to Moldova.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 15:51 |
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Single simian future of grain.
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 15:26 |
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Those poops are always in a superposition.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 15:25 |
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It smells like pizza, but tastes like verbs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 15:24 |
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Please let me noun some water.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 15:24 |
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A closer look will show that The Great Red Spot is filled with underwear.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 14:46 |
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Scotland doesn't.
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