The Organist
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Topic: The Organist
Posted By: marktheshark
Subject: The Organist
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 00:45
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>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
>admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the >pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting >room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. > >As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a >cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, >and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned >with tea and scones, they began to chat. > >The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and >its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could >no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would >tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. > >"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through >the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the >ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and >that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't >had the flu all winter?" |
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Posted By: mystic fred
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 03:17
  NICE ONE, MARK!-------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: Raff
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 03:20
I've got to send it around to some friends of mine... that'll really make their day! Great one, Mark!  
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 03:23
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Posted By: Pafnutij
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 09:16
| Will it protect me from flu if I put it on my Casio? |
Posted By: Falling Flower
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 09:35
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*giggles* ------------- 
Tool makes the butterflies in my tumybox go woooooooosh |
Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 10:25
Crazy and funny 
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