What kind of person would download this??
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Topic: What kind of person would download this??
Posted By: shivareemoon
Subject: What kind of person would download this??
Date Posted: August 01 2010 at 08:45
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I already know my previous thread was catalogued as "odd" but...this could be odder
I've just bumped into this:
( I couldn't help sharing it)
The Art of Kissing is the only authorized DVD edition of William Cane's classic. It will teach you to kiss like the book never could - by showing you each kiss on screen. What could be easier! All you have to
do is watch, and you'll learn to do thirty different romantic kisses, including lip-o-suction, the Trobriand Islands kiss, the french kiss, and more. SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES, PG-RATED MATERIAL THE PERFECT GIFT FOR TEENS If you love to kiss, you owe it to yourself to see these two extraordinary how-to documentaries by William Cane, author of the best-seller The Art of Kissing. In ninety minutes of nonstop entertainment, Cane and a cast of teens show you how to kiss like the sexiest person alive. This DVD was produced and directed by William Cane so you know it's the latest word on kissing. It also contains the deluxe director's cut edition. Imagine being able to get someone to give you a series of kissing lessons for the low price of this DVD - an exceptional value! YOU'LL see real teens kissing, and then they'll talk to you right from the screen, telling you what they wish their partners would do, so that YOU know exactly how YOU should move YOUR tongue. After watching these movies, a whole new you will emerge. You'll become such a passionate, exciting, romantic kisser that your dates will cry tears of pleasure. Even if you've never kissed before, these movies will teach you so much that no one will ever know it's your first time. And experienced kissers will learn so many new secrets they'll amaze their partners. You won't be disappointed! And here's one final reason to get it. In part 2, William Cane actually goes into a huge mouth to show you how to move your tongue during a french kiss. Not only is this educational but it's hysterically funny and a great movie to watch on a date with YOUR special someone... CONTENTS: Part 1 - HOW TO KISS teaches you thirty different romantic kisses 1. How to act on a date 2. How to flirt 3. How to tell if someone wants to be kissed 4. How to get boys to kiss you, how to get girls to kiss you, should you wear lipstick 5. The first kiss 6. The lip kiss 7. The shy kiss 8. How to practice a kiss 9. Should you kiss with your eyes open or closed 10. The mirror kiss 11. The talking kiss 12. The laughing kiss 13. The eye kiss 14. The biting kiss 15. What to do with your hands 16. The A-frame mistake 17. The make-up kiss 18. The ear kiss 19. The phone kiss 20. The neck kiss 21. The eskimo kiss 22. The electric kiss 23. The candy kiss 24. The sliding kiss 25. The wet kiss 26. The hollywood kiss 27. Bad boys 28. Kissing sessions, or How to make out 29. Lip-o-suction 30. The teasing kiss 31. The butterfly kiss 32. The public kiss 33. The music kiss 34. The upside-down kiss 35. The vacuum kiss 36. The french kiss (also treated in more detail in part 2) 37. The trobriand islands kiss 38. The car kiss 39. Kissing advice - how to give a hickey 40. Credits Can you believe it? There's a part 2!!!!!
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Posted By: earthstanding
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 02:11
| haha wow there is so much to learn! |
Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 02:20
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IF ONLY I HAD THIS TWO MONTHS AGO
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 02:21
| This is indeed odder. I like it |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 07:04
Is part two where they get to the oral sex? 
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 07:12
You have a habit, i noticed, of bringing a thread down.   ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Slartibartfast wrote:Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 07:17
| ^ Down on it's knees? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 07:17
Whaaaa ??? ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 07:18
Down to a baser level. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 08:58
Hey look all that kissing has to lead somewhere. And what's so debasing about OS? 
------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 09:27
I wish there was a similar DVD about playing the harmonica. I can't seem to learn the tongue block thing.  Also, "22. The electric kiss"?!  I wonder if it hurts and what kind of devices are required?
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 09:42
I believe this is when the couple kissing puts their faces close together but do not bring their bodies in, thus producing a figure similar to the capital letter A.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 09:49
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I'm not sure some things were meant to be learned from books. How about "See what feels good, pay attention to what the other person seem to think feels good, and work from there?"
Learning is half of the fun part. ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 09:58
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29. Lip-o-suction???
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 10:07
Agree completely. Those first kisses are unbelievably satisfying despite the awkwardness. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 10:12
15. What to do with your hands -------------   
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 10:30
 As to the OP's question, I assume some dirty old men could enjoy watching this. |
Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 10:33
A lifetime could be spent on this alone. ------------- You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all. |
Posted By: Dick Heath
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:23
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The Liverpool Kiss.....
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:35
The vacuum kiss is the best by far. 
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:38
My dog likes to put the end of the vacuum hose in his mouth when the vacuum is on, so there must be some truth in that statement. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:41
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:55
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:58
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 03 2010 at 12:59
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Posted By: shivareemoon
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 17:05
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8. How to practice a kiss I imagine this conversation:
- Hey How are you?
- Fine
- Would you mind if I practice a kiss with you?
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_ I'd like to kiss you but only for the sake of practice
Practice makes perfect
 Thanks all for posting your comments!
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 17:11
Put someone in the middle and you've got an Eiffel Tower going. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: shivareemoon
Date Posted: August 04 2010 at 17:14
No idea what it is... |
Posted By: WalterDigsTunes
Date Posted: August 05 2010 at 12:14
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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: August 06 2010 at 02:27
What? I thought all dogs had an instinctive fear of vacuum cleaners. ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: August 06 2010 at 02:33
Not my black lab, he lets me vacuum his loose hair off and everything. He is however, frightened of our laminate flooring, and our cat, so he makes up for it by being pathetic in a different way. |
Posted By: shivareemoon
Date Posted: August 06 2010 at 15:28
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[/QUOTE] What? I thought all dogs had an instinctive fear of vacuum cleaners. [/QUOTE]Not my black lab, he lets me vacuum his loose hair off and everything. He is however, frightened of our laminate flooring, and our cat, so he makes up for it by being pathetic in a different way. [/QUOTE] I wonder what animal stinct has to do with the thread.....Anyway....
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