Fight Club - come and have a go
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Topic: Fight Club - come and have a go
Posted By: Syzygy
Subject: Fight Club - come and have a go
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 15:45
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Over on the O Joy thread Dude started a fight, which I joined in. So it seems like a good idea to have a Prog Archive fight club. How much do you really know about a band until you've engaged in senseless pretend violence with one of its fans? So come on. I want you to hit me as hard as you can.... Do not talk about fight club.
------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 15:50
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Rule 2: Do not talk about fight club ------------- 
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:10
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Right Syzygy,this aint gonna be pretty... POW!THWACK!! KERRACKK!! Where's yer tool Syzygy? SWISH!!
Who's next? |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:12
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Tony R wrote:
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:32
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Like I said,who's next.....
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:34
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Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:36
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The Next contenders:
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:39
i don't wanna fight that guy. i'm afraid that i might hit....something.....on accident. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:40
Hey Tony, I ain't done yet... Kapowie!!! Thwack!!! Crrunch!!! Thumpthumpthump!!! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:48
This one would probably not last too long...a red-hot poker up the jacksie!! |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:49
Yeah but I kicked your ass-your up against these two now!
Be afraid... |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:50
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Quite possibly the greatest fight ever:
Now that I have 2112 posts, I think I'll stop. -------------
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:52
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Schnuck!! fetumphhhh! Thwack!! Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twha ck!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!!Twhack!! Boph!! Boph!!! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:54
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Tony, didn't your mother ever tell you that fighting isn't the answer?! Look what you did to Syzygy!
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:54
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(takes baseball bat and hits self in knees and head) PAIN FOR PLEASURE!!!!!! ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 17:58
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Bollocks to that..let me do it for you,Stonebeard.. I like a game of baseball....
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 18:07
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^^^^ Just because I'm in a wheelchair doen't mean I need other people to do things for me!!!!!!!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 18:15
You stick up for yourself - don't let anybody push you around! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 18:15
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"A Flower?" -------------  |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 18:22
i know, with the wheels and everything it would take me awhile to stop. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 10:53
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PUNCH PUMMEL KICK,HIT PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH,BITCHSLAP KICK GROINTWAEK,HIT KICK SLAPSLAPSLAP!!!!!
NOW....WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!? SYZYGY....ITS SYZYGY!!! NO!!! TRY AGAIN!!! SLAP GOOLY TWEAK SLAPSLAPSLAP PUNCH KICK HIT SLAP PUNCH,SMERSH,KAPOW,BITCHSLAP KAPOW PUNCH PUNCHPUNCH!! NOW,AGAIN,WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!? SYZYGY...COUGH,WHEEEZE,GASP....ITS.............SYZYGY!! NO!!!...TRY....AGAIN!!... HIT BITCHSLAP,PUNCH GOOLYTWEAK,HITHITHIT,PUNCH SLAPSLAPSLAP!!,KICK PUMMEL NIPPLE TWEAK!(TWICE!!!)SLAP,HIT,KICK,HITHITHIT!!! OKAY!!ONE MORE TIME!!,WHAT IS YOUR NAME?? OKAY...COUGH,COUGH,ITS SUSAN!!!....MY NAME IS SUSAN!! I WANT TO BE MICHEAL JACKSONS NEXT LOVE INTEREST,I SLEEP WITH BARBIE DOLLS,GASP...COUGH!...ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!????
THATS BETTER!!!...................... |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:03
This is supposed to be fight club, not fight like a girl club!!!! Headbutt!!! Boot in!!! Stitch that, Nancy boy!!!! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:13
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WELL,COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN THEN!!! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:18
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Or else what? Are you going to hit me with your handbag? ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:33
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NO, I WILL HIT YOU WITH YOUR HANDBAG!!! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:43
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Why? - Is your handbag too fluffy and girly to inflict any damage? ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:46
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NO I THOUGHT I WOULD USE YOUR HANDBAG AS IT IS HEAVY AND FULL OF YOUR MAKEUP!! |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 12:25
These two have obviously done this before...........
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 14:28
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Hey, as a 'Collaborator', aren't you meant to wade in and stop the handbag swinging, rather than merely adding fuel to the fire? ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 15:10
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Hey, Fandango - see my finger - yeah? Punchpunchpunchbiffstomp!!! You should have been watching my fist!!!!!!!! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:55
Now stop this....it's very naughty! Happy now,Fandango? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:21
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Er, Tony....
Gooleykick, Gooleykick, Eyepoke, Bottykick, Bottykick, Eyepoke, Ribtickle (secret weapon), Gooleykick, Headstomp, Facefart... Congratulations on the new Collaborator status, by the way. ------------- 
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:25
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[quote=Jim Garten] [/quote]
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 06:04
Hey Syzygy, Is that all you've got in your tank, son? I've seen people drain water out of a lettuce with more passion than that... I'd stick to your embroidery and cake making classes if I were you! ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 06:20
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Yeah, and thanks for that incredibly painful and humiliating Initiation Ceremony,you just adminstered. Nobody warned me about the facefarts.....
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:03
I wish someone cared about me enough to want to kick me in the goolies... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
...Tony, you are a lucky, lucky bastard.... what I would give for just one kick up the botty..Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:22
Being something of a pacifist, this goes against my every principle, but just to show I do care... +++takes long run up+++ BOTTYKICK, GROINGOUGE, FACEFART, FOLLOWTHROUGH  (GLORP)  , CHINESEBURN, DOUBLE-EARSLAP
Tough love, eh? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:38
You gave him a right mouthful there Jim !!
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:45
What can I say - I was at a festival last weekend - too much festival food, too few khazis... -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:56
now that's what I call being on the receiving end of a good slap...you could teach young Syzygy a few lessons.. ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 10:54
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPPPPP HAHAHAHHAHAHAHaa losers...
Gotta LOVE my new Taser X-26.
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 11:12
^ don't you go pushing me around, you redneck NRA boy... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 11:40
Deadleg!!!! Chinese Burn!!!! Another Deadleg!!!! Arsekick!!! Now give me your dinner money!!!! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:20
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Stonebeard +
+ Tony R + Cygnus X-2 + fandango + Syzygy =
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:22
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And that is supposed to mean? -------------
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:24
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sorry i pressed the worng thing, but i updated it now!!!!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:28
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You wanna cut us into little itty-bitty pieces?
Bring it!
KNIFE FIGHT!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:31
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don't make me get my broadsword!!!!!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:36
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AHHHH!!!! ME EYES!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE PIERCED THEM!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:39
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Ha!!! I haven't even unsheathed my weapon yet!!!!
Oh, that sounded wrong. Oh well.
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:49
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 14:57
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^^^^ hey Cygnus, I'm almost to 300 posts. i'm well on my way to victory. ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:05
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^^^^^I remember when I was at almost 300, it was right around the time of the Rush vs. ELP threads and the dead month of March. Then April came, and so did Hopelevre, which upped my posts a bit. You gotta get into some kind of controversy, it'll increase your post count greatly. Or you could do this: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=505&PN=1&TPN=201 - Spam (So to Speak)
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:10
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ahhh yes, but i wil be honourable and not spam. "for he who spams shall not taste of the wine in heaven." i think that's in the Bible. or maube i just made it up. maybe not.
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:12
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Hey, it'll bring you one step closer to greatness (and I'll take one step farther than you). And by the way, I think I'll be close to 350-375 by tomorrow. All speculation, though. -------------
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:13
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^^^^ at any rate, we're getting off topic.
May a plague befall you and may you smell of freshly mown grass evermore!!!!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:14
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oh, btw: 300 baby!!!! ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:44
Punchpunchpunch!!! Chin!!!! Kickpunchheadbutt!!! Knee in the nads!!!! Boot up the jacksie!!!! Nipple tweak!!!!!! Congratulations. ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:45
 (Thanks)------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 07:23
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Thanks?
THANKS? You takin' the rise, mate?! Right! NAVEL-POKE, TONGUE-HAMMER, LEFT-HOOK, RIGHT-HOOK, KIDNEY-PUNCH, DOUBLE EARSLAP, HEAD BUTT (OW! - never could get that one right...), NIPPLE BURN, TAZER UP THE JACKSIE (thanks for the loan, Danbo), TAZER TO THE NADS, TAZER TO OWN NADS (ooooohhh - nice!  ),
FACE KICK, EYE POKE, CHINESE BURN Deep breath - straaaaiiiin............ FACEFART! That'll learn ya! Now - who's the daddy? -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 10:26
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OOH ER!!! |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:35
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"LAY DOWN ,LAY DOWN LAY IT ALL DOWN, LET YOUR WHITE BIRD SMILE UP AT THE ONES WHO STAND AND FROWN"
WHY CANT WE ALL JUST ....GET ALONG!!
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:53
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Vicky Garten
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:56
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Oh do behave you lot or I will have no choice than to get out the waxing strips as a weapon ------------- Confusion will be my epitaph |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:01
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PROMISE? |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:40
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***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa*** -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:41
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So that kind of punishment is familiar to you, Jimmy? -------------
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 13:53
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Ah, Jimmy "Bald Nutz" Garten, eh?
Or Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers. |
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 13:56
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------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 15:21
As Dr Evil said, it's an oddly invigorating experience (or so I'm told). ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 15:36
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Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum.
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:24
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So speaks the voice of experience... ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:37
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Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........ |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 22:35
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no he's not
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 22:52
bow down to "scrotumhead" ------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: July 20 2005 at 23:53
Oy, dems fightin' woirds...
Biff Slpapapapapapapa, Dwoing, schutuck, Fwanggggg! Slam-----Clang. How do ya like lockdown numbnutz? |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 01:44
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YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK! NEVER forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!
have you people learnt nothing.......
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 02:28
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this calls for...
THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!
what now? shall we torture you with...
THE COMFY CHAIR????!!!!!!!!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:06
'twas self-inflicted..... long story
Now there's a word I've not heard for a while...  -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:10
Oh I got the time, it's ONLY midnight where I'm at! -------------
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:16
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Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:37
He can now hang out with BaldJean and BaldFriede... Don't want to see the picture tho... ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:40
aah,the old searching for Radio Luxembourg technique |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 16:16
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The effect of Mr Garten's nad topiary would probably resemble English slap headed popsters Right Said Fred from a certain angle ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 18:21
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come here Sausagey, and headbutt my steel toecap as hard as you can.... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 03:14
Shan't! Anyhow, it wasn't my 'happy sac' it was my leg (no, not the third one!). BLOODY HELL! - LOOK UP THERE! GROINKICK, FACEFART +++runs away & hides under sofa again+++ -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 06:09
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+++Drags Jim Garten out from under the sofa+++ Deadleg!!!!!!!!!!! Nipple Tweak!!! Groin Kick!!!!!!!! You hairless freak of nature! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 07:27
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+++picks up sofa+++
CRASH!!! Take that, you scouse swine! And while I'm at it.... Arsekick! +++ hides under sofa +++ Bugger! He's still there! +++ hides in kitchen +++ -------------
Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 08:12
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Ok every one thats enough........move along now! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:40
You'll never take me alive copper!!!! Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect! ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:48
Right..you've asked for it, 'ave some truncheon sonny! Thhwaaaacckk!!! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:05
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Help! Help! Police brutality! Headbutt! Alright officer I'll come quietly.... ------------- 'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:08
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THATS FUNNY, MOST PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE A BIT OF NOISE WHEN THEY COME!!
OH DEAR!! |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:16
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Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 16:52
come on guv, just cos I'm walking the streets in broad daylight with an offensive looking wife... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:05
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OH YEAH "OFFICER"!! COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO SHAVE SONNY!!!
DONT MESS WITH ME, IM "ARD
(HEADBUTTS LAMP POST)...........(AND COLLAPSES)
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:07
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(WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL........HEADBUTTS DOCTOR...........................AND COLLAPSES!) |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:12
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(GOES HOME, HAS DINNER.......................................AND COLLAPSES!)
REALISES HES GETTING TO OLD FOR THIS......................................AND COLLAPSES!
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 01:30
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^ Oh yeah? You're not home now! Just lie back down on the fuggin' stretcher, dirtball! Grapple! Choke! Strangle! Smother! Windpipe chop! Strap! Restrain! Inject! Mock! Humiliate! (suctions vomit from throat, revives with electroshock, effects tracheotomy just for the practice) Shave scalp! Join comely nursing students in mocking wee willy on operating table! Staple skull! Mock, humiliate, get huge gay mentally-challenged shaky-handed health care aide to shave groin, catheterize, bring only jello for meals, etc! Release with bald, bumpy, hideously-scarred skull, two black eyes, still coughing up charcoal, severe shakes, dizziness, confusion and errectile dysfunction from the meds, a huge bill, and a court date for 3 charges of "assault with intent!" Not so 'hard" now, eh, big fella?
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 07:44
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^ what an unsavoury individual you are... ------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson |