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Porphyria never really stood a chance, did she? Said the doorstep delivery guy as he swooned in the presence of the three-toed sloth
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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He left, softly on the dull shrug of an eternal concrete mixer.
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She offered her honour
He honoured her offer
And all the night long
He was on her and off her
 
Said the tortoise to the hare just before chucking out time in the bar
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They entered the stadium as others
They left as equals

They entered the stadium as others
They left as dream makers

They entered the stadium as hopefuls
They left as the defeated

But they were still more of a team than England.


(And were unbeaten).
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Just like the "goals for" column of the New Zealand World Cup team 2010, said ArchimedesWink
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This is a poem
It does not exist.
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The pre-pubescent wombat trod stealthily, knowing his destiny was unquestionably linked to Gandalf's left trouserleg
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I felt as though I could have defied gravity itself. So I did coz i'm so badass.
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I went to heaven with the rabbit, and Christ offered us his gun collection.
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Originally posted by Tarquin Underspoon Tarquin Underspoon wrote:

Pringles.

Underclothes.
 
The beaver
   sees certain
     things that I
       cannot see
         because I am
            not the beaver.
 
Salt.
 
Muffins.
 
.....but then again, how do I know for sure?
"You don't" said the polythlene jackrabbit.  "But what do I know, for I am just a chome-plated megaphone pushed down the river of silence."
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Pringles.

Underclothes.
 
The beaver
   sees certain
     things that I
       cannot see
         because I am
            not the beaver.
 
Salt.
 
Muffins.
 
.....but then again, how do I know for sure?
"WAAAAAAOOOOOUGH!    WAAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHH!!   WAAAAAOOOO!!!"

-The Great Gig in the Sky
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If life was a two-story tall barber shop, would Darwin have been wrong?
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The taïkos went berserk and stormed the place.
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Write one line of a poem. Try to make as little sense as possible. Don't stop in mid-thought like you would in a "Silly Story" thread; write a complete line. You can continue the theme of the line above you, or you can write something entirely irrelevant and random. Star

I'll start:

The apples of winter tasted putrescent.



Edited by Anthony H. - July 23 2010 at 14:40
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