I'm the Ghost of Mandrakeroot

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   In this moment I farted inside a clothespin bag and then wheeled it across the stage.

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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: May 01 2023 at 15:02
	In this moment I farted inside a clothespin bag and then wheeled it across the stage.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: April 27 2023 at 14:41
	In this moment I am seeing leiomyosarcomas (smooth muscle tumors) in the vaginal tract and in the uterus at rates I have never seen in my career.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: April 20 2023 at 09:53
	In this moment I am a water heater set on vacation mode.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: April 03 2023 at 04:36
	In this moment I am surrounded by several stream beds offering me free pants.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March 30 2023 at 08:36
	In this moment I'm inaccessible or not found.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March 14 2023 at 16:00
	In this moment I am a treadmill in the taco stacks truck.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March 02 2023 at 03:53
	In this moment I am the trash can of gloves.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 20 2023 at 11:31
	In this moment I am the whisperings of used dryer sheets inside a landfill.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 17 2023 at 14:01
	In this moment I am Ryan Gosling from Drive (2011).

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January 12 2023 at 04:40
	In this moment I look like I have gas inside an art gallery.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January 05 2023 at 14:32
	In this moment I am a cake in a valley of grapefruits.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December 31 2022 at 13:09
	In this moment I am I don't know I am if I can I am see past these corner dings.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December 15 2022 at 08:56
	In this moment I am a recurring character on Knight Rider.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December 13 2022 at 14:33
	In this moment I could use some cognitive health.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December 11 2022 at 16:42
	In this moment I am flat and full of cones and cloaking devices.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December 01 2022 at 17:46
	In this moment I am missing the cheese that goes with these pants.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: November 28 2022 at 15:49
	In this moment I am moving my stomach into another room while I indulge in instrumentals.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67468	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: November 28 2022 at 04:41
	In this moment I'm discontinued by the manufacturer.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 53688	Post Options Post Reply Quote progaardvark Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: November 26 2022 at 09:49
	In this moment I am reassuring the circuitry that we have beans, lots of beans.
	---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: November 26 2022 at 00:55
	In this moment I am the regret that comes with pushing her to drink
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.