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LOL
oh youuuu
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:


......was that a joke?Wacko
Actually no, I'm an iguana.
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

What is the favorite Jewish wine?
I want to go to Miami.

Another one that really has to be spoken to work.

That one gave me a good chuckleTongue
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Normal for me, I got 7.
And 5 vagina's
Dont even ask how many kidneys I have



......was that a joke?Wacko
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I've seen three penises in my life, and only two were mine.
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That is the intent Smile
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

LOL
Why are all Italian guys names Tony.

Because thats where they are going!

(ToNY)

*didnt figure it out for a while actually*
That was so bad, I actually laughed a little bit.
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LOL
Why are all Italian guys names Tony.

Because thats where they are going!

(ToNY)

*didnt figure it out for a while actually*


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What is the favorite Jewish wine?
I want to go to Miami.

Another one that really has to be spoken to work.



Edited by Slartibartfast - July 29 2010 at 12:54
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2010 at 12:38
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

What's the capital of France?

F


oh youuuuuuuuuu


How many polish people does it take to screw in a light bub?
One. Just one. Why anything else? Sheesh
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Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:

what do a hooker and a navy ship both need alot of?
                    alot of seamen
             

A related joke that only works when spoken:
What's long and hard and full of seamen?  A submarine.


Edited by Slartibartfast - July 29 2010 at 12:54
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What's the capital of France?

F

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2010 at 11:13
Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:

who was the first governor of Kentucky?
                        
                     Ken Tucky
So who was Nan Tucket then?
 
What?
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who was the first governor of Kentucky?
                        
                     Ken Tucky
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Originally posted by CinemaZebra CinemaZebra wrote:

Want to hear the fastest told joke of all time?

Want to hear it again?



LOL well played
Tongue Thank you.
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2010 at 15:19
Originally posted by CinemaZebra CinemaZebra wrote:

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LOL well played
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what do a hooker and a navy ship both need alot of?
                    alot of seamen

what  is the highest state in the US?
              Ohio

you know what they say about Hitler?
                     the fewer the better
              
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Want to hear the fastest told joke of all time?

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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2010 at 09:44
Pooh
 
those last jokes smell worse than yesterdays diapers
 
 
I have a joke
 
 
 
Star Trek 5
 
 
 
I have another
 
 
 
Alien Vs Predator
 
 
I have another
 
 
 
 
Sunn O)))
 
 
thats all folks
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