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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 23:34 |
Three monks with shaved heads will decree that the moon is full of tourists.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65792
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 23:15 |
It was unclear whether it was a bump, detour, or fork in the road.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 22:53 |
Just beware, I may be showing most of my left testicle in the fourth scene.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 21:37 |
This is hump.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 21:33 |
And sometimes, thats just fine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 21:30 |
This from a woman who named her first child Wilbur.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 21:04 |
Drumming with chicken bones between my toes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65792
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 20:02 |
The toad's liver was well received but the pickled pony met with mixed appraisal.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 13:07 |
Top tip #210: Always perform body modifications on yourself.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 09:26 |
If she had a lawn, it would have been painted green
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 08:42 |
Well ya should!
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irrelevant
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 08:39 |
Ever looked at keys and said, "a woollen scar would have served three ears for that shift, tank dialogue"?
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 06:24 |
at least doubly so for polytheists
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 05:12 |
my god that is unfortunate
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 05:02 |
^ What made this incident particularly unfortunate was that Victor had just shaved his off his lustrous and bushy whiskers that morning resulting in hideous and disfiguring third degree burns et voila the two protagonists in the midst of their heated feud stumbled upon an idea for a musical extravaganza called...Phantom of the Opera
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 04:51 |
Ugly Exchanges Between Playwrites #72 - Henrik Ibsen sets Victor Hugo's beard on fire after learning Hugo had stolen Ibsen's idea for a musical about the plague called Silk Road
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 04:23 |
Top Tip #887: Wear parkas in august.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
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Points: 13382
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 03:49 |
Allow time for to recuperate.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 03:45 |
Lipschitz.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: June 19 2011 at 03:17 |
Tiger Drone.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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