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Posted: November 30 2007 at 09:01 |
Aardvarks kick ass, just like Chuck. 
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 30 2007 at 08:17 |
Guzzman wrote:
Chuck Norris the Anteater?
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No, Chuck Norris the Aardvark, I think. Which, by the way, sounds cooler than Anteater.
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Guzzman
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Posted: November 30 2007 at 05:20 |
Chuck Norris the Anteater?
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Dean
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 05:57 |
Chuck Norris
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 05:04 |
But is there anything cooler than a cooler?
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Posted: November 29 2007 at 03:32 |
What about it? It's cool, isn't it?
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 17:59 |
What about the refrigerant?
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 16:26 |
No they wouldn't, because there can't be any ants in an empty fridge!
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 10:06 |
It depends upon your concept of empty - in a truly empty fridge they would die of asphyxiation.
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:44 |
I thought you're supposed to put them in an empty fridge.
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:29 |
I think you'll find that footprints in the butter are a dead give-away.
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:01 |
Even if the ants told you that the light goes out, would you have any reason to believe them? In fact, how do you know the ants and the fridge even exist?
If I imagine putting ants in the fridge, do they become more copious? What if I've misunderstood the terms 'ants' and 'fridge', so that when I think I'm putting ants in the fridge I'm really putting golf balls in the hat?
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Dean
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:53 |
I wonder if they'd be able to tell you if the light goes out when the door shuts?
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:49 |
It depends on how copious they are in the first place, I would guess. What if the ants are so copious that the fridge could do nothing to increase their copiousness. Is that even possible?
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"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST."
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 08:39 |
Don't put your aunt's in a fridge, that's not cool. Oh, wait a second, actually it is. You must have a walk in or something.
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Posted: November 28 2007 at 03:21 |
If you put them in the fridge first and then in the freezer, you'll get copious crunchy ants.
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Posted: November 27 2007 at 19:43 |
Guzzman wrote:
Well, of course they get more copious in the fridge, because in the cold they tend to snuggle a lot more and everybody knows where that leads to! But I could be wrong of course! It sure isn't cruelty against animals to put them in the fridge, e.g. for turtles it is a great way to hibernate in a fridge. Just don't put them into the freezer!
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Freezer makes ants nice and crunchy, mmm.
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Posted: November 27 2007 at 09:44 |
Insects metabolism slows down when their body temperature drops and they become inactive, so I can only assume that it is when you remove them from the fridge they get frisky and start increasing the size of the colony. This possibly mimics the winter/spring cycle within the terrarium and they get more numerous in readiness for the increased food supply in spring.
But why would anyone want to purposefully increase the number of ants in this world?
Better to stop them breading than to invest in thousands of tiny ant-traps, which everyone knows are useless because the ant just chews it's leg off and escapes on the remaining five. 
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Posted: November 27 2007 at 07:55 |
Well, of course they get more copious in the fridge, because in the cold they tend to snuggle a lot more and everybody knows where that leads to! But I could be wrong of course! It sure isn't cruelty against animals to put them in the fridge, e.g. for turtles it is a great way to hibernate in a fridge. Just don't put them into the freezer!
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