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Easy Livin 
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 Topic: Off at Tangents: Waff at Argents!
Posted: June 26 2011 at 12:26 |
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... time to move on to a fresh thread....
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 09:48 |
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Cars2 is excellent
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irrelevant
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 08:43 |
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This river may as well be a Flarhnstaag, as I can't see no water for mud and sticks.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 05:16 |
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If waffles could speak would they sound like Jon Anderson?
Is there any evidence that badgers pester or harass others?
Have church mice ever been means tested?
Are sandboys vulnerable to melancholy when offshore?
Have logs or tops sleeping patterns been subject to any sort of scientific scrutiny?
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Atavachron
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Location: Pearland
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 03:23 |
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Decidedly deciduous.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 02:16 |
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We have to discuss the motions first.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 00:10 |
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Nine pence for a fortnight?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 26 2011 at 00:04 |
I'll be your corpse if you pay me enough.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 20:16 |
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In ancient Greece a third buttock was considered grotesque and quite appealing.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 19:20 |
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Fleshlights all around in celebration!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 19:12 |
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Bottles blue, bottles red
Bottles green, I'll soon be dead.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 19:05 |
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14 knobs too many.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 17:53 |
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First he writes me a poison pen letter and a week later he asks me to email his sister in Tacoma.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 17:23 |
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Guitarists who can play really fast are sometimes called shredders
People who think really slow but type really fast are always called shredders
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 14:05 |
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There are soo many birds in your house.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 11:01 |
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Default stool.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 05:53 |
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Kellog's famous Rice Crispies marketing phrase Crack Snapple and Pop was banned in Latvia due to the word 'Snapple' in Latvian denoting a circumcised elf.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 25 2011 at 00:40 |
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Oh I'll shave that for a dollar.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 19:49 |
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Klug Leaverlilly
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 24 2011 at 15:27 |
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You can't fix it until I break it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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