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Posted: September 02 2005 at 19:42 |
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, but they'll give you a leaflet on coping with darkness.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 19:46 |
So they wouldn't bother changing the lightbulb then? 
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 20:24 |
I'll bet MWH is a pretty good light bulb changer 
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:00 |
 Bj-1 wrote:
I'll bet MWH is a pretty good light bulb changer |
Now what makes you think that
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:05 |
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^ because your hat protects you from accidently dropped bulbs.
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:07 |
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PRETTY OBVIOUS, ISN'IT??? 
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The Miracle
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:07 |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 21:17 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Arsillus
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 23:03 |
Oh heck, why not.....
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Posted: September 03 2005 at 13:53 |
New trend, maybe?
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 04:23 |
Oh no, I killed MWH! 
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Posted: September 04 2005 at 18:33 |
Damen wrote:
Oh no, I killed MWH!
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Yeah, I saw he was offline
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 00:45 |
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 00:53 |
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How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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5 kg
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 05:20 |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 05:37 |
how many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
you won't find any; this is a hardware problem
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:44 |
Bj-1 wrote:
Damen wrote:
Oh no, I killed MWH!
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Yeah, I saw he was offline
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:53 |
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, just let them cry in the dark!
ok ok heres another one.
What has 20 legs and no pubic hair?
The front row at an emo concert! (oh, snap! that one had nothing to do with lightbulbs)
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Posted: September 20 2005 at 20:58 |
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