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progaeopteryx
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Posted: March 29 2009 at 18:36 |
Is that a Q-tip?
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 29 2009 at 16:27 |
^ Your plan is so cunning that even I don't get it.
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Dean
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Posted: March 19 2009 at 04:16 |
Ah, I have a cunning plan... we will require pencils, spent matches, elastic bands and lots of candles...
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 19 2009 at 03:28 |
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if that's all they've got then bring them on ... we have spoons.
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actually, due to a mix-up all we have are spoo ls
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Dean
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Posted: March 19 2009 at 03:22 |
You'd have thought that chocolate covered atomic super ants would have better things to do than demolish people, but if that's all they've got then the world is not lost, for truth, justice and freedom will prevail, if that's all they've got then bring them on ... we have spoons.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 19 2009 at 01:37 |
progaeopteryx wrote:
I'm trying my hardest not to think.
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When you've been demolished in the mighty hands of my atomic super ants you don't ever need to think anymore.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: March 18 2009 at 21:27 |
I'm trying my hardest not to think.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 18 2009 at 15:19 |
Vompatti wrote:
Why would I cover them with chocolate?
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Well, if they didn't become more copious you could always eat them. 
Edited by Slartibartfast - April 15 2009 at 07:08
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 18 2009 at 13:51 |
Why would I cover them with chocolate?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 29 2009 at 05:40 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
Have you tried covering them with chocolate?
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Because chocolate is a substitute for becoming more copious?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 18:11 |
Have you tried covering them with chocolate?
Edited by Slartibartfast - March 18 2009 at 15:20
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 17:22 |
Don't worry, my super ants are nearly invincible, they can't be squashed. The only way to defeat them is to make them less copious by putting them in the oven.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 16:03 |
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Dean
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 15:11 |
 I think you just squashed one.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 13:34 |
(Bump.)
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 13 2009 at 19:22 |
Just to let you know: Recently I've been making ants more and more copious, and I can honestly tell you that they're pretty copious already and getting more and more copious as we speak. Soon, oh soon they're copious enough to be unleashed.
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Posted: December 10 2008 at 21:01 |
I think it's once again time to take this thread "out of the fridge". I've conducted some new experiments, not on ants but on milk cartons, and I've come to the conclusion that the fridge not only makes milk cartons more copious, but also affects the milk inside them, changing it's composition in a fundamental way. If the same thing happens to ants - and I have every reason to believe that it does - fridges can indeed be used to develop brand new races of ants, some of which are highly likely to turn out strong enough to take over the world sooner or later.
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Dean
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:51 |
...I think that would put pay to the ants copiousness if they saw someone wearing that 
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:44 |
What if I was alluding to something like this:  ?
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Dean
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Posted: November 04 2008 at 17:41 |
would you be alluding to a 'cape' by any chance???
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