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October 2014-

Argentina tries to enter Central America, though America soon resists unexpectedly. The Argentinians send a bottle of llama urine to China in response to the flagrant re-gifting attempt by China. Americans and Argentinians form near impenetrable strongholds on land, and air and sea battles ensue. American and Argentinian forces fight to a stalemate, though the Argentinians are close to taking Alaska.

Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 22:20

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Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 02 2009 at 21:55
	October 2014- Argentina tries to enter Central America, though America soon resists unexpectedly. The Argentinians send a bottle of llama urine to China in response to the flagrant re-gifting attempt by China. Americans and Argentinians form near impenetrable strongholds on land, and air and sea battles ensue. American and Argentinian forces fight to a stalemate, though the Argentinians are close to taking Alaska. Edited by Neurotarkus - October 02 2009 at 22:20
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Tsevir Leirbag Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 03 2009 Location: Montréal Status: Offline Points: 8321	Posted: October 03 2009 at 00:09
	November 2014 Gabriel is getting into this thread, since he's Québec's Prime Minister.
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Luca Pacchiarini Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530	Posted: October 03 2009 at 03:55
	I'm the Vatican. December 2014 The Vatican supports Argentina's war in Central America, but in change Argentina will have to stop using condoms to protect the ethic integrity of sacred love and human life

The Runaway Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144	Posted: October 03 2009 at 06:53
	I am teh uber Englahnd! January 2015 - England joins the game, with uts UBER force and MASSIVE prosperity.
	Trendsetter win! The search for nonexistent perfection.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: October 03 2009 at 06:53
	February 2015 Ireland makes offerings of Leprechaun slaves and potatoes en masse to england in bid for allegiance!


The Runaway Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: May 28 2009 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 3144	Posted: October 03 2009 at 06:56
	18 March 2015 - England joins Ireland's allegiance, and tries to recruit China in too.
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Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 07:36
	April 2015 Argentina ends war with America and all of Central America including and below Nicaragua is given to Argentina. Argentina officially adopts Jediism (Jedi census phenomenon) as the new state religion. Argentinian naval forces begin harassing Spanish and French shipping in preparation for an assault on Europe, possibly to be conducted with British/Irish help. Argentinian llama and cocaine trades make the country huge amounts of money, which is hen spent on completely useless things.
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Luca Pacchiarini Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530	Posted: October 03 2009 at 07:43
	May 2015 Vatican Troops invade Argentina, defining their actions as a new Holy Crusade, since Argentina rejected the catolic religion in favour of Jediism

Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 08:20
	June 2015 Argentinian resistance holds strong in the wake of the 50 Vatican soldiers sent to convert the Argentinian people. In response, fleets of Argentinian battleships sail to and bombard Rome.
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Luca Pacchiarini Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530	Posted: October 03 2009 at 14:50
	July 2015 Milanese people help the argentinians destroy Rome

Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 14:52
	August 2015 Seeing as Rome is dead, and the Vatican is in Rome, the Vatican is either 1) dead or 2) relocated. Thus, the Argentinians now control Southern Italy, and begin an invasion of France. French resistance is strong, but so is the Argentinian navy, which mashes the southern coast of France into a thick, tasty substance. Edited by Neurotarkus - October 03 2009 at 14:54
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Luca Pacchiarini Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 08 2009 Location: home Status: Offline Points: 530	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:06
	September 2015 The Pope, Jethro XVIII, who escaped from Rome during the argentinian assault, moves the vatican institutions in Avignon.

Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:24
	October, 2015 Argentina ends war with France, and gains Sardinia, Corsica, the Balearic Islands, Sicily, and everything below the Tiber River. America begins war with Canada.
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The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:24
	October 2015 The vast majority of the population of the Netherlands are unintelligent racists, so they declare war with Argentina, sending their somewhat arrogant and megalomaniacal troops to Buenos Aires. The attack is very sudden and unexpected, but even more unexpected is that the attack is well prepared. At the same time, the Dutch government prepares a defence on the southern border, as they know about Argentina invading France.


Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:30
	November 2015- Argentinian Llama Troopers drive Dutch forces back, and Argentinian defenses are beefed up.
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The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:42
	December 2015 By digging a big tunnel in 13 days, the Dutch forces strike again... this time they show up in South Africa. Out of the huge tunnel, which is made with an enormous speed, come tanks, trucks and modified bicycles. The forces are very passionate, willing to eradicate the whole South-African population.


Neurotarkus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2009 Location: Negativland Status: Offline Points: 2970	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:51
	January 2016 Argentinian researchers attempt to build a spacecraft to colonize and build a missile base on the moon, but experiments with sophisticated fuel sources (llama droppings) fails, and a massive explosion makes South America all but uninhabitable, and all around the world entire countries have been devastated. Still, in the smoking ruins of the continent, Argentinian surviviors rebuild their nation.
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The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: October 03 2009 at 15:58
	February 2017 As the Dutch troops are invading South Africa, they notice Argentina could easily be invaded at this point. They withdraw their troops from South Africa and send them to Argentina. Meanwhile, a heroic cool dude using the pseudonym "floydispink" from The Netherland hides in Liechtenstein, which is presumably the smallest country on the world. He is rebeling against the rasist majority in the Netherlands, and warns Argentina about the plans of the Dutch troops invading them.


Conor Fynes Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 11 2009 Location: Vancouver, CA Status: Offline Points: 3196	Posted: October 03 2009 at 16:12
	(A fine example of having a sleep and waking up to the world's end!) March 2017 China welcomes the new aggressors to the world stage, and gifts them all with cookies. China also wonders why all of the most powerful empires originated as small countries/principalities.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: October 03 2009 at 16:20
	^ Size doesn't matter, right? April 2017 Now that China is online the Dutch b*****ds are getting over-confident, and they start sending their troops to China. The attack is divided into an aeral strike from the West and a naval attack from the east. Both attacks are concentrated at Hongkong.

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