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Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 14:26

I dropped all of my fake testicles through the dishwasher.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 14:38

I'm allergic to dishwater. That's why I have arch supports.

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 14:49

I'm always here, except when I'm not.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 15:27

HackettFan wrote:

I'm always here, except when I'm not.

Your nosehairs are laughing at me.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 15:30

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

I'm always here, except when I'm not.

Your nosehairs are laughing at me.

I know. They tickle.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 16:04

Lost all your flesh in a horrifying fire? Call 1-888-481-1193 and receive free training on how to cut onions.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 17:10

Knowledge of proper recycling techniques is what separates us from the animals.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 17:54

The matrix is my left bedroom slipper.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 18:44

Cultural facts of the modern world #39: 1 Out of every 50 Croatians buy used pantyhose.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 19:26

Man With Hat wrote:

I dropped all of my fake testicles through the dishwasher.

Hate that.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 20:25

Lattes and Gentlemen: Gay Coffee Clubs of Martinique

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 21:59

I never wanted to go into business with you.

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 22:05

^Too late.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Posted: November 09 2015 at 23:18

I don't care who I know.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 00:38

Whereever you go just know this...I will always be naked.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 00:45

Oft forgotten saints #288: Jononoon, the patron saint of bar stools and carrier pigeons

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 00:48

An ageless anus.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 07:00

A washing machine on wheels will make my tail wag.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 07:02

Norbert invented a ring of noses that could be worn on his head. Now he can smell things in three dimensions.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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Posted: November 10 2015 at 07:03

I have my own confidential chemist. He likes to complain to chefs about the boiling wealth of banner group struggles.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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