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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 09 2020 at 11:50 |
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I had two choices: cereal or grammar.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 11:49 |
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My colon walls are all full of pennypack bubbles.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 11:48 |
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When the drip from the ceiling turned into a steady stream, we knew the naval battle upstairs had gone on far too long.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 11:46 |
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I have plenty of photographs of oxygen.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 09:27 |
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Too many cooks in the kitchen only inspires new uses for spatulas and "creme de insecticide".
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TCat
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 09:25 |
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Get yourself together, but ignore the instructions as they were translated from Chinese.
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JD
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 09:03 |
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Percolation Interpretation Fractured Nation Extrapolation
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 08:33 |
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Natter skim shed chrome.
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JD
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 06:47 |
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Pants, pants, pants. Why does everyone keep telling me I have to wear pants?
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 03:20 |
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I'm starting to defecate!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 09 2020 at 02:31 |
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It's sad everyone you love has an aversion to being alive. Do you think it might be you?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 23:51 |
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I've scored 16 points in the half.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 23:39 |
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It's less about the prisons and more about the ways ham is sliced.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 23:20 |
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The perils of self isolation # 177: Creating asinine rhymes linking cold weather to Scottish place names when you don't even live there Wintry in Fintry, Arctic in Partick, Tundra in Hunda, Freezin' in Leven.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 21:49 |
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Notice the end of time.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 21:26 |
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Apiarian shifts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 21:18 |
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Sometimes my cranial ridge doesn't work.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 18:14 |
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In this month's issue of Micropigmentation Today : - Prison Hair Tatts - The Best Epidermals: What You Need to Know - Removal: Lasers or Correctional Procedures ? - Why Bill Shatner is Happy with His Old-School Piece |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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TCat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 18:02 |
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Zoltan's 5 cent fortunes #131: Your days of anxiety from waiting for your turn to be needed will soon flatten out, unfortunately, you're a spare tire.
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TCat
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Posted: May 08 2020 at 17:56 |
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Pushed to the edge of sanity, Greg turned to look the other direction forgetting that his other hand held an ice cream cone.
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