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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 09 2020 at 11:50
I had two choices: cereal or grammar.
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My colon walls are all full of pennypack bubbles.
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When the drip from the ceiling turned into a steady stream, we knew the naval battle upstairs had gone on far too long.
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I have plenty of photographs of oxygen.
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Too many cooks in the kitchen only inspires new uses for spatulas and "creme de insecticide".

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Get yourself together, but ignore the instructions as they were translated from Chinese.

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Percolation
Interpretation
Fractured Nation
Extrapolation
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Natter skim shed chrome.   
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Pants, pants, pants. Why does everyone keep telling me I have to wear pants?
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I'm starting to defecate! 
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It's sad everyone you love has an aversion to being alive. Do you think it might be you? 
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I've scored 16 points in the half. 
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It's less about the prisons and more about the ways ham is sliced. 
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The perils of self isolation # 177:
Creating asinine rhymes linking cold weather to Scottish place names when you don't even live there
Wintry in Fintry, Arctic in Partick, Tundra in Hunda, Freezin' in Leven.
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Notice the end of time. 
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Apiarian shifts. 
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Sometimes my cranial ridge doesn't work. 
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In this month's issue of Micropigmentation Today :

- Prison Hair Tatts
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Zoltan's 5 cent fortunes #131:  Your days of anxiety from waiting for your turn to be needed will soon flatten out, unfortunately, you're a spare tire.

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Pushed to the edge of sanity, Greg turned to look the other direction forgetting that his other hand held an ice cream cone.

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