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I can't sit in a chair with that much fart damage.
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Eek out new savings. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 02 2022 at 03:44
Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I'm not sure about this butter. 
i can’t believe you’re not sure about this butter

you butter believe it buddy 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I'm not sure about this butter. 
i can’t believe you’re not sure about this butter
My other avatar is a Porsche

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I'm not sure about this butter. 
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We must get drunk every five days after sundown on wine in which five heads of black poppies and five ounces of pounded hemp-seed have been steeped for five hours, the infusion being strained through a cloth woven by a prostitute.

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We must get drunk every five days after sundown on wine in which five heads of black poppies and five ounces of pounded hemp-seed have been steeped for five hours, the infusion being strained through a cloth woven by a prostitute.
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Fabrics.
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I like verbs.

eww.

can you even say that without attracting the attention of the NBSTSA? 
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

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but I bet you'd still take my money
moeny is epxpsnive in ifnnalnld

that's what they want you to think
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I like verbs.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

The resource you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
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I'm now even older
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

The resource you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
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but I bet you'd still take my money
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The Universe is so much bigger than us that we're only a part of it.


Incorrect. 

Tsweel is the entire universe and we are inside of him. 
tis true, I've been really turning the gears of reality for the past feww eeks

if you could stop that, it would be great. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote twseel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2022 at 05:27
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

This section shows a full list of all the diseases and conditions listed as a possible cause of Feeling of impending doom in our database from various sources.

- Anaphylaxis
- Aortic dissection
- Bipolar Disorder
- Cardiac arrhythmia
- Carukia barnesi sting - feeling of impending doom
- Coronary artery disease
- Depression
- Herbal Agent overdose -- Nutmeg - feeling of impending doom
- Myocardial infarction
- Panic attack
- Pheochromocytoma - feeling of impending doom
- Postpartum depression 

This computer-generated list may be inaccurate or incomplete. Always seek prompt professional medical advice about the cause of any symptom.


you can have any four of those diseases or conditions that you like. which would you choose? 

probably
- Bipolar Disorder
- Depression
- Herbal Agent overdose
- Panic attack
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote twseel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2022 at 03:20
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The Universe is so much bigger than us that we're only a part of it.


Incorrect. 

Tsweel is the entire universe and we are inside of him. 
tis true, I've been really turning the gears of reality for the past feww eeks
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