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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 25 2024 at 15:48 |
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I'm pretty sure she was pooping in her car as she drove by.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 25 2024 at 15:44 |
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Like a camel, I have an extensive popsicle stick collection and I'm not a fan of the juice.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 22 2024 at 05:47 |
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I'm noticing a theme here.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 22 2024 at 05:47 |
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I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw my own dog turn around and eat the poop he just did.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 21 2024 at 10:58 |
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The woman with the gold SUV that was picking up her spy camera footage of me pooped in her back seat.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 21 2024 at 10:55 |
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I always get the parking spot with the poop in it.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 20 2024 at 10:34 |
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Extraterrestrials are here to look at our poop.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 20 2024 at 10:33 |
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So, Creative Education thinks I belong in the Amazing Animals series.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 19 2024 at 14:48 |
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The public wants poop.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 19 2024 at 14:47 |
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Let's update the big box that has the farts in it.
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:38 |
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I didn't realize that the interview for the role of an asteroid would be so grueling.
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:38 |
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Saturdays always feel like an episode of Frasier.
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:32 |
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I'm bumfuzzled about all the gardyloo in this town.
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:30 |
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Mayonnaise in one chelidon, ketchup in the other chelidon.
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Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:40 |
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Another baffling day bouncing gerunds around.
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Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:37 |
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Thanks for the fused participle!
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Posted: May 13 2024 at 06:11 |
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Saturn is covered in pubic hairs. That's why it floats in a pool.
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Posted: May 13 2024 at 06:08 |
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Barking at recliners.
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Posted: May 12 2024 at 15:30 |
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I picked up a poop off the ground, climbed onto the roof, placed it gently onto a shingle, and then watched it for four straight hours before going inside to watch an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.
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Posted: May 11 2024 at 20:03 |
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Celery Generals.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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