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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 09 2025 at 11:09 |
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My phasers have been set for thick carpets.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 09 2025 at 11:05 |
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Soon I will become a pillow.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 07 2025 at 16:32 |
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I prize the textbook that can park in a butterball plaster cough.
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Syzygy
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Posted: May 07 2025 at 02:20 |
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Hey! I heard that!
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 06 2025 at 15:46 |
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I climbed onto my roof and sat there mooing all morning. In the afternoon I went back inside and pooped.
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Syzygy
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Posted: May 05 2025 at 01:43 |
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There's some in a jar on top of the escritoire.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 03 2025 at 16:27 |
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After spending an hour trying to open a can of peas with my voice, I went into the living room and wrapped up my couch in Saran wrap.
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Syzygy
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Posted: May 02 2025 at 01:37 |
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Rotate it precisely three degrees to the left.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 29 2025 at 16:14 |
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The choo choo trains of yore smell like carnival glass.
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Syzygy
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Posted: April 29 2025 at 00:40 |
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Bing bong tiddle bong.
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Posted: April 28 2025 at 14:25 |
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Beside every field of pterodactyl droppings is a field of giant marshmallows.
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Posted: April 28 2025 at 14:22 |
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This soup tastes like a y-axis.
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Posted: April 25 2025 at 03:31 |
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Check out the gnomon on that sundial!
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Posted: April 23 2025 at 16:03 |
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My dog took my arm hair and made a quenelle.
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Posted: April 23 2025 at 15:59 |
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Every morning I wake up inside a can of lima beans.
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Posted: April 22 2025 at 14:09 |
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It's all alphabet soup when you think about it.
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Posted: April 22 2025 at 06:02 |
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Smooth as a soap scum filter.
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Posted: April 22 2025 at 06:00 |
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I'm auditioning for the role of the clothes hamper.
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Posted: April 20 2025 at 07:17 |
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The local restaurant is offering a free panel of drywall when you order an appetizer.
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Posted: April 20 2025 at 07:15 |
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I should've talked about poop more when in gatherings at work.
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