Fragile wrote: There's that word again 'kill', yes, let's kill the clown. What clown? I hear you say the velveted clown I say.Which one is he?Who say it's a he? He could be a she he he keeps changing so often he could be a shapeshifter or shirtlifter or a spamfritter who cares! Death to the clown.Bring me the head of the clown I'll pay good rates and it'll be fun first headhunter in wins. CONTACT ME FOR YOUR MONEY AT RENT A CLOWN KILLER 0978654321 UK RATES APPLY.

LMAO!!!  hehe..

Bravely bold Sir Fragile rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Fragile.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Fragile!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Fragile!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Brave Sir Fragile (Part Two)

Bravely Fragile ran away,
No!
Bravely ran away, away.
I didn't!

When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled.
No!
Yes, brave Sir Fragile turned about
I didn't
And gallantly, he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet,
I never did!
He beat a very brave retreat,
Oh, lie!
Bravest of the brave, Sir Fragile.
I never!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.


Edited by Velvetclown

There was an old man from Sweden

who struggled at writing and readin'

when first it was said

"put the Mariah thread to bed"

he cried til his eyes were a bleedin'

A SLOB CALLED REED

There was a boy called Reed
He was a big fat slob.
He had a pizza for his dinner,
And for his breakfast and his supper.
He brushed his teeth with chocolate paste,
Not a grain of sugar goes to waste.
In his house a vegatable can not be seen,
Not an apple or a carrot or a runner bean.
That is why he is so big,
And he is nicknamed “The Pig”

 

  VIBRATIONBABY IS UNKILLABLE! JUST LIKE MARIAH!

Velvetclown wrote: A SLOB CALLED REED There was a boy called Reed He was a big fat slob. He had a pizza for his dinner, And for his breakfast and his supper. He brushed his teeth with chocolate paste, Not a grain of sugar goes to waste. In his house a vegatable can not be seen, Not an apple or a carrot or a runner bean. That is why he is so big, And he is nicknamed “The Pig”

 

Actually it was 2 pizzas for my dinner!

Followed by a bucket of Spag Bol.....yum! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrp!

Velvetclown wrote:

I'm sure that pig keeps winking at me!

Are you two(the clown and Vibe bunny) joined at the hip. I do hope so that means we can KILL two funkys at the same yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Lock yer doors Fragile , I´ve found ye

The 'Man In Black Velvet'



Edited by Velvetclown

We are marching you VelvetCloon:

We know where you live: