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    Posted: July 11 2013 at 16:12
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

...well, since I'd have to put on a few pounds and dye my hair, I'll pass.
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...well, since I'd have to put on a few pounds and dye my hair, I'll pass.
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Well, personally, I wouldn't want to slay a dragon per say. I like them and I'd probably attempt to befriend it.
If I was unsuccessful and remaining uneaten, I would choose a long bow as I actually know how to use them.
If I was yet again unsuccessful, I would use the ultimate weapon; My mastery of the force and the power of Greyskull... After which I would retire to my longhouse to quaff some well deserved ale and use my new found heroine status to have my wicked celtic way with some young worshipful Yngwie Malmsteen look alikes...obviously.
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F$%k claymore. It's either a fire extinguisher, Halls cough drops, or all of this.






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Railgun or BFG10K. I prefer the former because it is more effective when I stay out of dragon breath's range. Of the weapons mentioned above I prefer the long bow.

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Hand held grenade launcher..........?
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Enchanted staf, with a green stone, becose green beams are cool Cool. 
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I would unleash my dogs on him.
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My sword of total annihilation +7 of course.  Geek
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I'd definitely choose the claymore, though I was tempted by the magic staff. What kind of magic does it have? I'm not sure i'd wear much armor though, cause i'd just get cooked in it! Maybe some throwing hatchets or spears would be good too!
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You bunch of cissies - I'd use my bare hands.
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Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:


Originally posted by toolis toolis wrote:

Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

In all seriousness, out of the choices listed, I would have to go with the enchanted staff. Because it doesn't say in what way the staff is enchanted, I can assume it can make the dragon's head explode or something.


in all seriousness?
Well, I've already posted that I would use either a bazooka or my mother, but those weren't included in the choices...LOL
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Originally posted by toolis toolis wrote:

Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

In all seriousness, out of the choices listed, I would have to go with the enchanted staff. Because it doesn't say in what way the staff is enchanted, I can assume it can make the dragon's head explode or something.


in all seriousness?


Well, I've already posted that I would use either a bazooka or my mother, but those weren't included in the choices...LOL
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Originally posted by tardis tardis wrote:

In all seriousness, out of the choices listed, I would have to go with the enchanted staff. Because it doesn't say in what way the staff is enchanted, I can assume it can make the dragon's head explode or something.


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