Would YOU date a clown?
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Topic: Would YOU date a clown?
Posted By: Ozark Soundscape
Subject: Would YOU date a clown?
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:12
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Me thinks no, but maybe option 3. |
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Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:13
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I wouldn't be opposed to it. ------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music 
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Posted By: AZF
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:29
| Well if a woman wanted to dress as a Clown, oh I'd be well up for that! |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:39
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I don't buy enough Faygo to attract one. |
Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:46
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Why not. How about a robot? They're getting more lifelike every day. Let's say in 100 years they have personalities to match the advancements to the physical....like Cylons in BSG. Would you date a goodhearted Cylon?  |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:10
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ues butt only if it was also a lesbian vampire |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:17
------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:20
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only a sex clown ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:33
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:40
Posted By: AZF
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 17:45
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Well thanks to this thread I went and admitted this on Facebook. And a friend suggested the "fetlife" websitr could come in handy. Honk and furthermore HONK!! |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:13
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The makeup? Hell only if they promised to wear the whole outfit in bed; exploding shoes, squirting boutonniere, palm-shocker, everything. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:20
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^ some of those seem like euphemisms |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:24
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You femisms? Absolutely. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: TeleStrat
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:38
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I would never date a clown. I'm not afraid of them (coulrophobia), I just don't trust them.
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:42
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Y'know those noses are fake, and I think the hair too. ------------- "Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy |
Posted By: Kati
Date Posted: April 27 2016 at 20:47
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I probably feel very attractive to most Monty Python's cast :) love them!
 too much!  xxxx |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 04:15
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I'd say No. I don't date. ------------- 
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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 04:55
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Voted for reasons. Is it possible they're only clowns temporarily? ------------- 
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 06:45
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I have a friend who periodically works as a clown (for charity events and what not), but she's married. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: AEProgman
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 07:55
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I would like to have voted All of the Above since I am conflicted over the vote.... ------------- 
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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 09:53
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Hi, Hmmm ... not sure when the "clown" has to stop and start and I would not want to drive that point home, but somehow, a good laugh and clown sex, just seems to be rather ... frustrating ... and not worth it? I'll leave the clown at home and go on the date. The wine alone should be worth it!  ------------- Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told! www.pedrosena.com |
Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 09:58
My wife quite often says she is married to one  ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org Now also broadcasting on www.progzilla.com Every Saturday, 4.00 p.m. UK time! |
Posted By: Ozark Soundscape
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 10:49
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Posted By: lazland
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 16:21
Yep. I am the best looking clown in the village  ------------- Enhance your life. Get down to www.lazland.org Now also broadcasting on www.progzilla.com Every Saturday, 4.00 p.m. UK time! |
Posted By: Mascodagama
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 16:29
| ^ Now you just need a clown clone to make this hot date a reality. |
Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: April 28 2016 at 21:29
"Send in the clowns / Send in the clones." ~ Fates Warning, "Valley Of the Dolls" ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 07:52
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In the early 1980's I dated a girl with purple hair. Does that count? Yes. All of her hair. ------------- Trust me. I know what I'm doing. |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 09:13
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Does Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn count? If so then good god yes -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 09:45
It counts unless she's a smoothie  .-------------
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Posted By: Intruder
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 11:30
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My wife claims she is already married to a clown. ------------- I like to feel the suspense when you're certain you know I am there..... |
Posted By: Ozark Soundscape
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 13:29
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Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 13:43
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My girlfriend keeps telling me that I'm a f**king clown. ------------- |
Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 21:38
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Sure, if Julia Louis Dreyfus is into it....i could give it a shot http://www.yahoo.com/tv/julia-louis-dreyfus-passionate-clown-sex-gq-photo-170800160.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.yahoo.com/tv/julia-louis-dreyfus-passionate-clown-sex-gq-photo-170800160.html |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 22:41
------------- https://dreamwindow.bandcamp.com/releases" rel="nofollow - My Music
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: April 29 2016 at 22:58
she wouldn't have to ask the Big Mick a second time... no matter what she was into.  ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: May 06 2016 at 15:33
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Yes, but it would probably be a script for a jester's tear. ------------- A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now) |