Republicans Out The Window
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Topic: Republicans Out The Window
Posted By: marktheshark
Subject: Republicans Out The Window
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:52
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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and
says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy." |
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:58
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:59
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but just a bit....
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:26
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and 1/2 ------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
Posted By: gdub411
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:50
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Perhaps, but it would make the MAJORITY of the voters most unhappy. |
marktheshark wrote:Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:58
Oh yeah. I'm with you there. I'm just being a good un-biased, equal-bashing, politically-correct progger here. 
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Posted By: Scrambled_Eggs
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 07:40
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'eres another good one: Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat? Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money I 'ad to even out the scales. ------------- And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime. I never said I was frightened of dying. |
Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 18:34
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Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: September 10 2005 at 22:19
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Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass! |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: September 11 2005 at 15:26
Is that Tom Lehrer?
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Posted By: BillBoh1971
Date Posted: September 11 2005 at 16:36
Me like Paris Hilton's ass...  ------------- http://melosprogbazaar.com - Melo's Prog Bazaar - Progressive Rock Forum - http://www.geocities.com/billboh1971/index.htm - Home |
Posted By: Scrambled_Eggs
Date Posted: September 11 2005 at 17:13
I 'ave no idea. I read it on some joke site a while back. ------------- And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime. I never said I was frightened of dying. |
Posted By: marktheshark
Date Posted: September 11 2005 at 18:10
Just how old are you goose? You're going way back with Tom Lehrer. My parents were into him and I'm 48! |
Posted By: King of Loss
Date Posted: September 11 2005 at 18:15
Yea, if you want anal warts. |
Posted By: Cygnus X-1
Date Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:13
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Posted By: lmollea
Date Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:18
If I remember well, this was a joke by good ol' Winston Churchill, but he generally addressed it to any "communist". ------------- Semm che, semm che settà giò in del bar / a cercà l'universo nel bucèer del Cynar cosmonauti al tavolino cun la sigareta in bùca / che vemm a cambià el mund apena finissum la sambuca |
Posted By: lmollea
Date Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:21
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Of course this is what I call a joke template.
Remove Cheney, Bush and the others and put in the politicians you don't like (for me it would be Mr. Prodi) and there you go... ------------- Semm che, semm che settà giò in del bar / a cercà l'universo nel bucèer del Cynar cosmonauti al tavolino cun la sigareta in bùca / che vemm a cambià el mund apena finissum la sambuca |
Posted By: BillBoh1971
Date Posted: September 12 2005 at 15:42
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Posted By: BiGi
Date Posted: September 13 2005 at 03:34
Yeah, Mr. Prodi SUCKS Europe-wide! 
...but you already knew my point of view... ------------- A flower? 
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