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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 17 2025 at 10:10
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I'm taking a course on how to seismically detect human farts.

I've taken that, the technology isn't quite there yet.


We get a lot of false positives.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I'm taking a course on how to seismically detect human farts.

I've taken that, the technology isn't quite there yet.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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The Giant Lamb Casserole Challenge
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I'm going to tweeze his eyeball out and then combine it with hair gel.
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I'm taking a course on how to seismically detect human farts.
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I really connect with people that talk about their pooping habits.
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Why make evil soup?
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I'm hip for some magnetohydrodynamics!
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That's a nice penumbra you have.
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I'm busy at the moment and can't chat.
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Ernest Borgnine Finds a Dairy Queen and Other Thrilling Tales
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Please disregard this post. Its status has been set to "thorax umbrella."
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The moon is made out of dentures.
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I burped in my previous post, so excuse me.
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Some days I feel like my face is an end table.
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Gradually we will all ascend into a variety of snack bags.
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I'm delighted to be a representative for the semicolon.
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I can't wear bikinis because it makes my brother uncomfortable.
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She approached me wearing a gas mask.
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I remember the wink but misinterpreted it as something to do with farts.
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