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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.

If a trolley has no people to run over, does it even make a sound? 
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Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"

Where I'm from, the refrigerators were always the most athletic appliance.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.

Next to avocados, I can't think of another way of conducting a census.
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A trolley approaches. No one's on the tracks. There are no levers to pull.
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No one knows noses like Rosie knows noses
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

what did it say? 

I ate a nose.

why did you put a nose in the clothes dryer? 

It was wet.

that's what she said 
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That sounds like that old joke about "is your clothes dryer running? Why don't you catch it?"
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

what did it say? 

I ate a nose.

why did you put a nose in the clothes dryer? 

It was wet.
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

I'm never really finnished to m b

it's m to the b it's m to the b it's m m m m m to the b it's m to the b it's m to the b bang
i tried hip hop yet not succesfully
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

I'm never really finnished to m b

it's m to the b it's m to the b it's m m m m m to the b it's m to the b it's m to the b bang
i tried hip hop yet not succesfully
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

I'm never really finnished to m b
it's m to the b it's m to the b it's m m m m m to the b it's m to the b it's m to the b bang
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I'm never really finnished to m b
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

what did it say? 

I ate a nose.

why did you put a nose in the clothes dryer? 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

what did it say? 

I ate a nose.
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The looseness of this parachute disturbs me. 
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what did it say? 
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I had an interesting conversation with my clothes dryer.
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I also just had several cock spasms 
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i just had chocolololate 
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